People of Florida unite! No longer will your hurricanes be mentionable on tests in NY.
Japanese citizens, your tsunami is off limits to the children of NY.
New Orleans, I guess the levee didn’t break. At least according to NY.
You may have guessed it, but our Word(s) of the day are: Catastrophes/disasters (tsunamis and hurricanes)
From now on it will be sunshine, rainbows and unicorns for all of the children of NY as anything Mother Nature can dish up beyond that is off-limits.
I’m quite certain that NY is right about this one. If we simply deny the existence of hurricanes, tsunamis, tornadoes, etc…then they don’t exist, right? Were it only so simple.
NY, please stop being so friggin’ stupid as you are making my brain hurt.
In celebration of the moronic musings of the idiots on the NY DOE and the yellow-spine quality of the NY mayor, may I direct you to the best Southpark episode ever. Maybe they all should have watched this before writing their list. It may have given them the clarity to pull their heads out of their asses. ;)
If you are one of the 10 people who’ve never seen this episode, please watch. Just don’t eat while you watch. Later, you’ll understand why and thank me for the suggestion. :)
Unicorn pics sourced from this blog.