I’ve always wondered what a stripper smelled like. Apparently, the answer is like cotton candy and vanilla. Who knew?
My sweet, beautiful sister bought a new fragrance and was told by her husband that it made her smell like a stripper. Her first (and hilarious) response was, “How does my husband know what a stripper smells like since he’s been married to me for 10 years?” That shit cracked me up!!! Of course, I had to chime in and ask about the fragrance. Any scent that reminded men of hot strippers is something I needed to be wearing. Immediately!
So, I asked what the scent was, bought it, and upon first spraying some on my neck my husband fell in love with the way I smelled. Now, I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW if it reminds him of fond childhood stripper memories. Ignorance is bliss, my friends. But regardless of any memory the smell triggered, he loves it. So I went and bought the hair perfume too. Yep, they also make it in hair scent. That way, every time you toss your hair in a flirtatious manner or sweat like a mountain gorilla in the summer heat, gee, your hair will smell terrific!
Ladies, if you want to smell edible (seriously, I wanna eat my own neck and drink the bottle every time I spray it) you should give this a try. Best part is, it’s not expensive. I got mine at Overstock.com (LOVE that dang site) for about $25 for 3.4 ounces. Well worth it.
Oh, are you curious about what the fragrance is? I’m such a tease. You must prepare yourselves because the name could be taken in a few ways. I’m a filthy pervert, so I always go to the dark side (which I will kindly keep to myself.)
Pink Sugar! Go get some! 
I would have thought that a stripper would smell like whatever oil they were wearing. Maybe it all has essence of cotton candy and vanilla. Last (and only) stripper I saw was in 1987 when I finished my basic training for the T.A. (Territorial Army) and I never got too close to her then. May have been something that was put in our drinks, but she didn’t do anything for any of us, not even the person who’s lap she sat on lol.
Maybe they out something in that plays with the pheromones
I know the smell of Hugo Boss Deep Red makes me drool hehe
I bet there is some pheromone thing going on…no doubt. My hubby isn’t a strip club goer (as far as I know, dammit! J/K) and he said it reminded him of homemade cookies. That works for me!
Hugo Boss Deep Red, eh? I don’t know that one. I’ll have to take a whiff next time I’m at the mall. I about to embarrass myself here, but the smell of Polo and Drakar Noir make me randy as a goat! I know, how cliche and 1980s can a girl be, but there is just something about those smells that makes me lose my ever-loving mind!!
just looked it up as I’ve never heard of it, could be the leather and sandalwood. Or just the leather LOL
Dirty perv!!! Which, of course, is why I like you!!
Thanks for telling me about Hugo DEEP RED. After I read that I went and order a sample size cause I had $5 left on papal. I am drooling over myself. I have myself my signature smell now.
Drooling over one’s self is a wonderful thing!
Haha cool
I totally want to try this stuff!!!
Kim, you will love it. When I said I wanted to eat my own neck every time I spray it on, I was not kidding.
It smells that good! 
I’ve got a perfume that makes me want to eat my own neck. Sadly for me, I didn’t think to phrase it quite that way myself, and my charming best friend Kasey gave me a quirky smile when I said “Oh God I just want to eat myself” and suggested that some people may be willing to help. What a bastard. But that didn’t stop me buying it. It’s a Victoria’s Secret perfume called Very Sexy and OMG I smell fantastic when I wear that stuff.
You crack me up!!!
It’s always nice when you have volunteers for body eating! 
I’ve never smelled the Victoria’s Secret fragrance. Next time I’m at the mall, I’ll check it out. Thanks for the heads up! 
laughing…oh the things we wives do….and I do love the play on the name. Very funny post..and I am chuckling at “basic training for T.A” comment above…but I’ll keep my dirty little mind to myself as you did
I tell ya, unfetteredbs (great name, by the way!) it was NOT easy keeping my dirty little mind stuffed under the bed. The name is just hysterical. They HAD to know what a bunch of us would think…right???
well your dirty little mind made me laugh pretty damn hard..thanks
I’m so glad my naughty brain is good for something.
Happy you liked it.
I love your blog! I just read this out to my husband and he thought I had written it because this is my humor. Thanks for following me first so I found you
Hey there, Modern Mummy Mayhem! I’m so happy you like it!! It’s good to know there are others of us out there–you know, those who tell it like it is with just a hint (or a truckload) of sarcasm and humor.
You are very welcome for the blog follow. I’m always looking for blogs that catch my eye. Have a great weekend! 
Pink Sugar. Now those are two words that just flow together aren’t they? I read this post on my phone this morning laying next to the wife as she slept… Hmmmmm
Uh oh…I got a man’s mind reeling early in the a.m. with those words! That can only cause trouble!!!
Yeah, the name of the perfume absolutely cracks me up. They had to know how it would be received!! 
It does have certain underlying overtones doesn’t it…
Hell yeah, it does.
Wise perfume namers.
Hilarious! If I wore it, the only thing I would attract is bees, and my husband would ask if I’d been baking!
You crack me up!!! Bees. Yikes, hadn’t thought of that. I’ll do a test run this afternoon and see if I’m followed by a swarm.
As for the baking smell, it totally smells like you hitched a ride on the cookie sheet while baking cookies. It’s a miracle I don’t eat cookies all day in homage to the scent. 
By the way, and I completely forgot to notify anyone because I’m a dullard, I nominated you for the Sisterhood of the World Blogging Award. You know I can’t help myself. I think you are great! 
It’s my post right before this one. 
Thank you! I love awards as much as you do, and right back at you– I love reading your blog. It always brings a smile to my face! And I’ve always wanted sisters!
You are so welcome!!!
It’s well deserved, sweet girl! Now you have tons of sisters!!! 
I already wear a perfume that smells like vanilla. It’s called flowerbomb, but it should be called vanilla bomb! It’s so yummy and comes in the cutest bottle. (Oh, just google it…)
MMMMmmmmm…vanilla. I love smells like that. I like warm smells rather than crisp or flowery smells. And vanilla is totally yummy. I’ll go google it now.
I heard Steve Harvey once say that men like women to smell like a cookie. A vanilla cookie.
Well heck, then anyone who wears this perfume will be worshiped by the masses!
It smells just like a vanilla cookie with a hint of cotton candy. Slurp! 
I have a shae butter lotion that is vanilla frosting scented and we both lOVE it !
Yummy! That sounds edible!! And I bet you are soooo soft. I may have to get some. What brand do you use?
Yup my mom totally bought this perfume for me before… I do love the smell of cotton candy and vanilla. Although, I wouldn’t have guessed that’s what ‘strippers’ smell like. Haha that’s a crack up! At least I know guys like it for the most part.
You have a great Mom! It does smell amazing, doesn’t it? Yeah, when I heard the “smells like a stripper” comment, I about died laughing. Really? I wouldn’t have guessed that either.
When I saw the title fo this post I just had to read it!! I started reading it and couldn’st stop giggling, I’m telling you, i needed a good laugh also and this did it. The name of the perfume did it in the end, it is hilarious and my mind STAYS in the gutter so I found it even more funny than most I think. I love different smells always and for the most part I have a new one everyday, I may have to buy this one and try it out as well.
Hi Beth! I’m soooo pleased that I gave you a good giggle!!! That just thrills me to my toes!
Like you, my mind swirls around the gutter. The first time I heard the name of it I busted up laughing!! I thought either virgins or celibates named this perfume. 
Glad I could help out on a day when you needed a good laugh. Hugs!
I don’t think that Pink Sugar makes you smell like a stripper because I used to have it when I was 12
it’s a really cute perfume, and soooo sugary, I swear , everytime I put it on, I’d either get sick or get hungry hahahaha!
Oh my gosh…12? I don’t want to think about 12 year old strippers!
It does smell amazing, doesn’t it? I get hungry just thinking about it!
yeah i know! hahahaha, how did they create this sugary delicious smell??
Now I really hate to ask this, but I can’t help myself. Are we talking about the $50 cover charge Saturday night headliner stripper or the Tuesday afternoon $2 cover charge with chili dog buffet hungover stripper?
OH my God…I am disturbed!!
You are too funny! We are talking headline strippers here, my pervert friend. Nothing but top shelf &$%#. 
I’m liking the sound of this! Of course, when I get home from work today, I’ll walk in and say, “Hey babe, guess what thing I randomly found on the internet that I want to get you as a gift for no other reason than I love you?”
That is awesome! Bringing home gifts for no reason is the best thing EVER!!! Especially one that YOU benefit from! Just don’t do the same thing with a vacuum…it doesn’t quite have the same effect.
Yes, i did a post on the essence of a woman where it involved the smell of perfume. Thanks for liking it.
You are very welcome!
There must be something in the water, because I just read this post about perfumes named in rap songs, and in some comments people started talking about the scent of strippers. I’m familiar with Pink Sugar (a friend wore it). It is delicious!! There’s also a chocolate version of this. It’s a proven fact-men love the smell of vanilla. The people at Aqualina know what they are doing. Also, you may want to try the body scrub Sugar Sugar (i think that’s what it’s cold) from LaLicious. The stuff is sweet as hell, and the smell lingers.
Sugar Sugar? That sounds wonderful. Any kind of scent that makes me want to gnaw off my own body parts they smell so good is great in my book!
I love the Pink Sugar. I’m not usually much of a perfume wearer, but this stuff…holy moly is it yummy! Thanks so much for dropping by, Holly! Great to meet you.
It’s great to meet you! Oh, and I was wrong. The scrub is called Sugar Kiss, by LaLicious.
OOOhhhh…even better name. Thanks for letting me know.
Have a great weekend!
So I’m thinking Overstock may sell out after this post. God knows, I’m getting some!! Thanks for the insight!!
Seriously, Overstock should be giving me kickbacks!!
You will LOVE IT! It smells so yummy and edible. 
I can’t wait … I ordered it today. Also ordered your book on intimacy. I’m very excited to read it.
You are going to love it. I cant wait to get the hair perfume. I love the idea that every time I swish my hair a whiff of yummy will punch everyone around me in the face.
And I’m SO excited that you got the Intimacy book!!! I hope you love it. Please let me know what you think. 
XOXO
I totally laughing cuz … well, secretly, I just wanna feel like I still “got it”. After 20+ years married, you wonder. You know? LOL! Anyway … I will definitely let you know about the book … I have a pretty good idea I’m gonna love it.
My dear, I can tell you not only still got it, you still got it in spades!!!
Your hubby is a lucky man. And a big congrats on 20 years. That is amazing. 
THANK YOU … big hugs !!
Hey … just wanted to let you know, I received the perfume and hair perfume today and I LOVE it! It’s really, REALLY nice! AND … Is started your book. I love the way you write! I look forward to reading the rest.
Yay!!! I’m so glad you like the perfume. Nothing worse that ordering something on someone’s recommendation and it sucks!
And…SO happy you like the book!!! That just warms my furry little heart!! glad you like the writing style too. Lord knows I’m just about filterless, so I pleased to no end that you like it. 
HUGS!!!!
I want to let you know that I nominated you for the Illuminating Blogger Award: http://foodstoriesblog.com/illuminating-blogger-award/
YOU ARE AWESOME!!! Thank you soooooooooo much!!!! It means the world to me…sincerely, thank you.
Hilarious post!!! I’m soooo buying this stuff!
Hi Danikka! I’m so happy you liked my goofy post!! Enjoy the perfume! It is amazing smelling!!
I’ve nominated you for the Sunshine award! Thanks for following my blog.
http://katepolicani.com/2012/06/01/sunshine-award/
Cheers!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! Oh my gosh, you are so sweet. I appreciate it more than you will ever know.
BIG HUG!!!
I forgot that I had this perfume until I just saw this post come up in my reader. I bought it at Sephora months ago because it was listed as the number 1 favourite seller in that store and it is indeed a favourite of mine!!!
thanks for posting this it was great!
Ooohhh…it’s so yummy!! I’m going to go spray some on right now.
Glad you enjoyed my nutty post! 
I laughed as I read this, b/c I’m 1 of those guys that absolutely hates my woman to smell like food or anything lickable b/c it reminds of the strip club…but I may re-consider buying this as a gift, if nothing more than to smell something different since my bill clip has been retired at the strip club…vanilla is the ultimate aphodisiac though! #alwayswinning
“Anything lickable.” That cracked me up!!
And good for you to have retired your bill clip!! 
Though a lot of women won’t tell you this, most of them HATE it when their man goes to the club. I’m sure who ever you are with is glad for the retirement. 
Let me know if you get this for your girl and what she thinks. It is SOOOOO yummy!! I wasn’t even kidding when I said I wanted to eat my own neck every time I spray it on. Slurp!
I briefly dated a stripper…she smelled of cigarettes.
Oh, that’s not as appealing a fragrance. If you ever date one again, buy her this perfume!!
My wife might quibble……A date would be one thing..Gifts would be another…
Oh good grief, you crack me up!!!
NO DATING STRIPPERS FOR YOU!! 
Indeed not……..I’ll make sure my olfactory forays into the delights of PINK SUGAR stay within the confines of the family home…….
Oh my God…DIED laughing!!! Pervert.
That made me bust out giggling. 
I used to have a bottle of this–it was recommended to me by my nieces. But when I wore it, I felt I was trying to channel a teenager. Felt I was too old to carry it off. Now I realize it was just because I wasn’t a stripper.
Thanks for stopping by my blog. I appreciate it.
Now that made me laugh out loud! I figure one is never to old to wear something delicious. I’ll be 42 on Tuesday and if I’m channeling a teenager, I’m okay with that.
Pull the bottle out of storage and SPRAY! 
Oh, and my pleasure stopping by your blog. Thanks for returning the favor. 
Sounds like a great product but I’m sad to say, they don’t so much smell like that. But vanilla has some aphrodisiac(al?) properties.
I didn’t realize vanilla was an aphrodisiac (I couldn’t spell it either and had to look it up!) I’m going to go rub some vanilla extract all over myself and see what happens!
I’ve never been close-up to a stripper before… but I would think they smell like sweat and crumpled up dollar bills. So… basically like a Fed that works at the U.S. Mint. We’ve got a lot of those here in D.C. Next time I see one, I’m gonna walk up and take a whiff.
You crack me up!!!
I’m originally from right outside of DC. I miss it! All that green. Is it 90 degrees with 90% humidity yet? Ugh…DC summers are tough!
When you get your whiff, let me know the outcome.