TOO MUCH MO FO’n TRAVEL!!!!!

Thank God in Heaven that I’m FINALLY back in my damn house!!! I miss my house!!! I’ve been traveling for the last three weeks with only my day job computer (I ain’t carrying around 2 damn computers!), which I am quite hesitant to use for personal stuff, and I feel disconnected from the world!!! I’ve missed you guys!

First and foremost, may I say, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza and Happy Anything Else I Missed! I love me some holidays!!! I hope that you are all having a blessed and relaxing holiday season. Oh, and if this post has typos, blame it on my fingernails. I got them done (a new acrylic set) for the WGN taping (airing soon–apparently it was quite festive, so they are going to air it closer to Christmas/New Years) and I can’t friggin’ type to save my life!!

On a completely separate note, a while ago, I promised John that I’d post pics of my holiday toenails. I paint them up every year. This year, though, I put the top coat on too soon and smeared my snowman. So, I’m going to redo him this weekend. In the meantime, here’s a pic of my ridiculous toes from last year. :) This year’s Christmas tree looks WAY better than the one below. I’ll post an updated pic once I get my snowman all fixed up. :)

See! No crazy long 2nd toe! But my big toe toenail is jacked up from surgery years ago. It's all stupid looking!

See! No crazy long 2nd toe! But my big toe toenail is jacked up from surgery years ago. It’s all stupid looking!

Ummm…why do my toes look dirty and hairy? I swear, there’s just a tiny bit of fluff on them!!!

Love you guys!

Happy Holidays!!!

42 comments on “TOO MUCH MO FO’n TRAVEL!!!!!

  1. Nice hobbitses, We likes hobbitses.

    Hehe sorry, couldn’t resist I was confused at first. Your mentioned painting your fingernails and then produce a photo of some very funny looking fingers. No wonder there would be typos ;-)

    • I live to confuse. It’s how I have my fun!! ;) I wonder if I could type with my toes? I’m going to try right now. hsce a nerru cheosymas. Okay. That did not work. ;)

      Are you going all Lord of the Rings on me??? :) I offered to treat the hubby to that movie this weekend…3 FUCKIN’ HOURS LONG??? Good grief. But he sat through Twilight with me (without complaint) so I’m going to be a good wifey in return.If it kills me–which it might. :)

  2. LOL. I want to see it, but I got too much on as well as a seriously grounded teenage daughter. I think she’s grounded until 3013

    I understood what you said with the toes. You said “hsce a nerru cheosymas” or – “Have a merry christmas”

  3. Welcome back! Very cute toe nails…way detailed. My what do you call this toe, but my ring toe…the one next to my pinky toe…on my right foot is slightly shorter then on my left so I know a little about having mix match toes, but don’t ever say the words “look at my deformed toe” in a nail salon while getting a pedi done. :) lol. I swear every technician around me looked over and unless you are looking real close you wouldn’t be able to tell. I think I better not use the word deformed any more to describe it. I hope you and yours have a safe and happy holiday season!

    • You are soooo funny!! Your poor little deformo-toe!! :) Having funky toes is good–it shows character. :) At least that’s what I keep telling myself.

      As for what to call your “ring toe”, you can call it your “This little piggy had none” toe. :) xoxox

  4. It is only because I love you that I even clicked on this. I have the opposite of a fetish when it comes to feet…not a “phobia” because I’m not scared of them, rather they gross me out. I’m known for telling women that I’ll love them from head to ankle and their on their own the rest of the way! :) #HowIsHeSingle?

    • Oh my God…you are missing out!!! Feet can rule. Well, clean feet. :) I once had a boyfriend that would FREAK OUT if you accidentally bumped his leg with your foot in bed at night. I was like, “WTF do you expect me to do? Sleep with my feet hanging off the bed so that the monsters can drag me off and eat me???” I think not, sir! ;)

      Big hug to you, sir!! :) XOXOXOXO

  5. OMG Queen Bad Ass with the painted holiday toes walking around Newark airport!! This Jersey Girl living in a NC world does not miss that airport! Your toes are so much better than mine. Mine are so small. In fact when I was a kid, they used to call me “Stubs” and said it looked like my were cut off my a lawn motor!

    • Stubs!!! You poor thing! My sister always told me I had sausage link toes. I’d tell her she had monkey toes–I swear she could write with them. ;) I was at the Newark airport for 4 1/2 hours this morning. I was ready to kill myself. They need WAY more shopping there. I was bored outta my mind!! :)

    • That is soooo true! I love my bed. Not only is it comfy, but it contains my hubby and the following teddies: Pink Teddy (aka: Sandbag), White Otter, Brown otter, Misery Bear, Love Teddy, Black Sheepie, White Sheepie, Little One Sheepie, Catfish and Monkey. When I’m in a hotel, none of them can come with me! SUCK! ;) I sure hope you are having a wonderful holiday, my dear. :) XOXOXOOX

  6. Glad to hear you are back and that you have happy toes!! Check out my latest post…it’s dedicated to Darn Good Eats!! I have a crazy long 2nd toe…and 3rd toe, and 4th. Basically, my big toe is about as long as the wee little piggy. One of my college roommates had a psych text that said that Morton’s toe people are predisposed to be serial killers. Haha. Needless to say, she slept with one eye open.

    • Thank you, sweetie! My toes are totally happy! And I got my fingernails trimmed down today, so now I can actually type without 100 typos per word. I have all around happy nails. :) OOOOOHHHHH!!! I’m so heading over to your post. You are so freaking adorable. :) I’ll let you know the minute I find out when the WGN segment is gonna air. I’m DYING HERE!!! Soon, dammit! I know (found out) that they tape well ahead of time, but it’s still killing me–I am NOT a patient woman! ;)

      As for your toes, holy yikers! I bet they are adorable though. Serial killer? You are far too sweet to be a serial killer–though I must admit I’d sleep with one eye open too! ;) If you ever do become a mass murderer, my book sales will go through the roof. So kill away! ;) XOXOXO

  7. Merry Christmas, Jodi! I’m so happy to tell you that I found “Darn Good Eats” under my tree! Looking forward to cooking – and I NEVER say that, as a fellow Cooking Hater. (I went straight to the Sweet Stuff section!) Wishing you all the best this holiday season and in the coming year.

    • OH MY GOSH!!! How awesome!! :) I’m so excited. How fun that something I wrote is under a Christmas tree. :) Yay!!!!! I hope you love it and enjoy all the Reluctant Cook stuff (the chocolate chip walnut pie is to die for and SUPER easy–it’s the last recipe in the book). :) I hope you’ve had a SUPER Merry Christmas! :) XOXOXOXOX

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