Now, I ain’t gonna want no guff here people if this offends you. I’ve warned you that you should not read this. You should smash your computer with a hammer before reading this. It is horribLY foul, chocked full of words more offensive than the F-word. It is so bad that no one should read it and the person who wrote it should be set on fire. Alas, I LOVE IT! But I don’t offend easiLY, so that’s not much of a surprise.
ShockingLY enough, my sister sent this to me about a year ago. I’ve debated putting it here but I just have to. I’m compelled. I cannot resist.
If you dislike bad grammar and you love a well-placed expletive, then you’ll probabLY enjoy this. If you don’t like those things, DO NOT READ IT!!
(Okay, I just Previewed the post before publishing it and it REALLY is bad!! Just giving you fair warning.)
I just wanted to give you guys the heads up that I’m not big on being PC. I don’t think 4-letter words are bad. I usually think they are kind of funny if well-used. Hell, my name is a 4-letter word! I can also be a bit sarcastic (okay, a lot sarcastic) sometimes. But everything I say comes straight from the heart as well. There isn’t a mean bone in my body.
Because of my occasionally snarky communication style, I thought it fair to warn you ahead of time.
As I don’t hold myself to G-rated language, I don’t expect you to be saintly in your language either. Witty banter with an occasional naughty word is right up my alley.
What I do ask is that you phrase your commentary in a way that isn’t unkind to others. While not everyone will always agree, this needs to be a place for safe interactions where no one feels attacked or bullied.
So, please feel free to let your Freak Flag fly here, but always temper your comments so they aren’t hurtful to anyone else (me included!)
Thanks everyone! I look forward to hearing from all of you.