Is that the most insane looking teddy bear you’ve ever seen?
My mom shrieked with both horror and delight when she saw it.
She said, “Only you would immediately fall in love with a dick teddy.” Which made me crack the fuck up. I love my sassy 75 year old mommy. :)
Grant gave this to me as he knows I love both cute, adorable, plush teddies and the defective, unlovable (except by me), deformed, mutant teddies.
Believe it or not, Dicknose is based off of a real creature.
Trust me when I say you do NOT want to see it. You’ll vomit. You’ll never want to eat any kind of any thing that comes out of the water ever again.
But, you may want to go to your local sex shop and rent a hooker or buy an “appendage” for entertainment.
Again, don’t do it, but click here if you want to see the thing this teddy is based on. View at your own risk! ;)
PS: Woo hoo! This is my 200th post! :) Thanks for reading all of my insanity! ;)