DAMMIT!!! So, just a few days after writing about one of my greatest fears (having my muff assaulted from above by a dangling spider) I get bit (thank God NOT near my girlie parts) by some kind of spider from Hell. With 12 hours my arm was bright red and swollen. So, off to Urgent Care the hubby and I go to see if they can, you know, NOT amputate my arm. 😉
The triage nurse said, “Ewwwww!!! That looks painful and gross.” Which actually made me laugh. The doctor said, “OUCH! I bet that hurts like Hell.” Again, I laughed. I find it delightful to gross out and horrify people in the medical profession.
After analyzing the disfigurement that used to be my arm, the doc tells me they are going to be “aggressive” in treating me and put me on some kind of antibiotic that makes me vomit in an Exorcist-like fashion. Ahhh…it’s fun being me this weekend!
Good news, the vile, evil, ouchy swelling has decreased a bit, though it’s still a fiery, angry red in color. I haven’t vomited in 6 hours (next pill due to be ingested in about 3 hours.)
So, here are my thoughts on spider: All of you moth&^ fu*@ing, ass hat, evil, fanged monster sons of bitches should stay away from both my muff and the rest of my body!!!
Once I’m feeling a bit more human, I shall resume being a friendly chick on WordPress. Until then, I’m pretending I don’t have a computer (except for this post, of course.) 🙂