Honest to goodness, if I dip my hand into a pee-filled toilet ONE MORE TIME I’m going to the front desk and throwing a fit on the stupid, retarded toilet buyers at this resort!
This toilet was not created for real people. I can’t even say it was created for children or small people as they’d likely have the same issue.
This friggin’ nightmare of a pot is soooooo low to the ground I need a dang step stool to get back up and yet so filled with H20 that (God this is disgusting to talk about, but I’m up for the challenge! 🙂 ) I’m constantly splashing my hand down into it when taking care of business (how low have I sunk to blog about this?? 😉 )
Who would ever design a toilet like this? Were there no user trials? Didn’t someone think that wow, if there’s only 2 inches between the top of the water and the bottom of the seat that there could be a problem? I’m a hand washer anyway, and by no mean a germaphobe, but now I feel like no amount of soap will free my hand from pee! It’s just horrifying! Especially for someone like me who pretends bathroom things don’t really even happen. Bathrooms are for powdering one’s nose only, right?
As proof of the horrible Toilet Monster, I’ve included this pic of the offender. You’ll note that the water is so high and so close to the top that you can barely even see where it starts.
I VETO bad toilets! I think the maker of this one should have to have it installed all over their house and be forced to use it until they decide the backyard is a more appealing place to do their business. Hmph!