I Smell Like a Stripper? What?

I’ve always wondered what a stripper smelled like. Apparently, the answer is like cotton candy and vanilla. Who knew?

My sweet, beautiful sister bought a new fragrance and was told by her husband that it made her smell like a stripper. Her first (and hilarious) response was, “How does my husband know what a stripper smells like since he’s been married to me for 10 years?” That shit cracked me up!!! Of course, I had to chime in and ask about the fragrance. Any scent that reminded men of hot strippers is something I needed to be wearing. Immediately!

So, I asked what the scent was, bought it, and upon first spraying some on my neck my husband fell in love with the way I smelled. Now, I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW if it reminds him of fond childhood stripper memories. Ignorance is bliss, my friends. But regardless of any memory the smell triggered, he loves it. So I went and bought the hair perfume too. Yep, they also make it in hair scent. That way, every time you toss your hair in a flirtatious manner or sweat like a mountain gorilla in the summer heat, gee, your hair will smell terrific!

Ladies, if you want to smell edible (seriously, I wanna eat my own neck and drink the bottle every time I spray it) you should give this a try. Best part is, it’s not expensive. I got mine at Overstock.com (LOVE that dang site) for about $25 for 3.4 ounces. Well worth it.

Oh, are you curious about what the fragrance is? I’m such a tease. You must prepare yourselves because the name could be taken in a few ways. I’m a filthy pervert, so I always go to the dark side (which I will kindly keep to myself.)

Pink Sugar! Go get some! 🙂

93 comments on “I Smell Like a Stripper? What?

  1. I would have thought that a stripper would smell like whatever oil they were wearing. Maybe it all has essence of cotton candy and vanilla. Last (and only) stripper I saw was in 1987 when I finished my basic training for the T.A. (Territorial Army) and I never got too close to her then. May have been something that was put in our drinks, but she didn’t do anything for any of us, not even the person who’s lap she sat on lol.

    Maybe they out something in that plays with the pheromones 😉 I know the smell of Hugo Boss Deep Red makes me drool hehe

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      • I’ve got a perfume that makes me want to eat my own neck. Sadly for me, I didn’t think to phrase it quite that way myself, and my charming best friend Kasey gave me a quirky smile when I said “Oh God I just want to eat myself” and suggested that some people may be willing to help. What a bastard. But that didn’t stop me buying it. It’s a Victoria’s Secret perfume called Very Sexy and OMG I smell fantastic when I wear that stuff.

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      • You crack me up!!! 🙂 It’s always nice when you have volunteers for body eating! 😉 I’ve never smelled the Victoria’s Secret fragrance. Next time I’m at the mall, I’ll check it out. Thanks for the heads up! 😉

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  2. laughing…oh the things we wives do….and I do love the play on the name. Very funny post..and I am chuckling at “basic training for T.A” comment above…but I’ll keep my dirty little mind to myself as you did 🙂

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    • Hey there, Modern Mummy Mayhem! I’m so happy you like it!! It’s good to know there are others of us out there–you know, those who tell it like it is with just a hint (or a truckload) of sarcasm and humor. 🙂 You are very welcome for the blog follow. I’m always looking for blogs that catch my eye. Have a great weekend! 🙂

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  3. Pink Sugar. Now those are two words that just flow together aren’t they? I read this post on my phone this morning laying next to the wife as she slept… Hmmmmm 😉

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    • You crack me up!!! Bees. Yikes, hadn’t thought of that. I’ll do a test run this afternoon and see if I’m followed by a swarm. 🙂 As for the baking smell, it totally smells like you hitched a ride on the cookie sheet while baking cookies. It’s a miracle I don’t eat cookies all day in homage to the scent. 🙂 By the way, and I completely forgot to notify anyone because I’m a dullard, I nominated you for the Sisterhood of the World Blogging Award. You know I can’t help myself. I think you are great! 🙂 It’s my post right before this one. 🙂

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  4. Yup my mom totally bought this perfume for me before… I do love the smell of cotton candy and vanilla. Although, I wouldn’t have guessed that’s what ‘strippers’ smell like. Haha that’s a crack up! At least I know guys like it for the most part.

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  5. When I saw the title fo this post I just had to read it!! I started reading it and couldn’st stop giggling, I’m telling you, i needed a good laugh also and this did it. The name of the perfume did it in the end, it is hilarious and my mind STAYS in the gutter so I found it even more funny than most I think. I love different smells always and for the most part I have a new one everyday, I may have to buy this one and try it out as well.

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    • Hi Beth! I’m soooo pleased that I gave you a good giggle!!! That just thrills me to my toes! 🙂 Like you, my mind swirls around the gutter. The first time I heard the name of it I busted up laughing!! I thought either virgins or celibates named this perfume. 😉 Glad I could help out on a day when you needed a good laugh. Hugs!

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  6. I don’t think that Pink Sugar makes you smell like a stripper because I used to have it when I was 12 😛 it’s a really cute perfume, and soooo sugary, I swear , everytime I put it on, I’d either get sick or get hungry hahahaha!

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  7. Now I really hate to ask this, but I can’t help myself. Are we talking about the $50 cover charge Saturday night headliner stripper or the Tuesday afternoon $2 cover charge with chili dog buffet hungover stripper?

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  8. I’m liking the sound of this! Of course, when I get home from work today, I’ll walk in and say, “Hey babe, guess what thing I randomly found on the internet that I want to get you as a gift for no other reason than I love you?” 😉

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    • That is awesome! Bringing home gifts for no reason is the best thing EVER!!! Especially one that YOU benefit from! Just don’t do the same thing with a vacuum…it doesn’t quite have the same effect. 😉

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  9. There must be something in the water, because I just read this post about perfumes named in rap songs, and in some comments people started talking about the scent of strippers. I’m familiar with Pink Sugar (a friend wore it). It is delicious!! There’s also a chocolate version of this. It’s a proven fact-men love the smell of vanilla. The people at Aqualina know what they are doing. Also, you may want to try the body scrub Sugar Sugar (i think that’s what it’s cold) from LaLicious. The stuff is sweet as hell, and the smell lingers.

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    • Sugar Sugar? That sounds wonderful. Any kind of scent that makes me want to gnaw off my own body parts they smell so good is great in my book! 😉 I love the Pink Sugar. I’m not usually much of a perfume wearer, but this stuff…holy moly is it yummy! Thanks so much for dropping by, Holly! Great to meet you.

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      • You are going to love it. I cant wait to get the hair perfume. I love the idea that every time I swish my hair a whiff of yummy will punch everyone around me in the face. 🙂 And I’m SO excited that you got the Intimacy book!!! I hope you love it. Please let me know what you think. 🙂 XOXO

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      • I totally laughing cuz … well, secretly, I just wanna feel like I still “got it”. After 20+ years married, you wonder. You know? LOL! Anyway … I will definitely let you know about the book … I have a pretty good idea I’m gonna love it. 😀

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      • Hey … just wanted to let you know, I received the perfume and hair perfume today and I LOVE it! It’s really, REALLY nice! AND … Is started your book. I love the way you write! I look forward to reading the rest. 😀

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      • Yay!!! I’m so glad you like the perfume. Nothing worse that ordering something on someone’s recommendation and it sucks! 😉 And…SO happy you like the book!!! That just warms my furry little heart!! glad you like the writing style too. Lord knows I’m just about filterless, so I pleased to no end that you like it. 🙂 HUGS!!!!

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  10. I forgot that I had this perfume until I just saw this post come up in my reader. I bought it at Sephora months ago because it was listed as the number 1 favourite seller in that store and it is indeed a favourite of mine!!! 🙂 thanks for posting this it was great!

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  11. I laughed as I read this, b/c I’m 1 of those guys that absolutely hates my woman to smell like food or anything lickable b/c it reminds of the strip club…but I may re-consider buying this as a gift, if nothing more than to smell something different since my bill clip has been retired at the strip club…vanilla is the ultimate aphodisiac though! #alwayswinning

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    • “Anything lickable.” That cracked me up!! 🙂 And good for you to have retired your bill clip!! 🙂 Though a lot of women won’t tell you this, most of them HATE it when their man goes to the club. I’m sure who ever you are with is glad for the retirement. 🙂 Let me know if you get this for your girl and what she thinks. It is SOOOOO yummy!! I wasn’t even kidding when I said I wanted to eat my own neck every time I spray it on. Slurp!

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  12. I used to have a bottle of this–it was recommended to me by my nieces. But when I wore it, I felt I was trying to channel a teenager. Felt I was too old to carry it off. Now I realize it was just because I wasn’t a stripper. 😉

    Thanks for stopping by my blog. I appreciate it. 🙂

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    • Now that made me laugh out loud! I figure one is never to old to wear something delicious. I’ll be 42 on Tuesday and if I’m channeling a teenager, I’m okay with that. 🙂 Pull the bottle out of storage and SPRAY! 🙂 Oh, and my pleasure stopping by your blog. Thanks for returning the favor. 🙂

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  13. I’ve never been close-up to a stripper before… but I would think they smell like sweat and crumpled up dollar bills. So… basically like a Fed that works at the U.S. Mint. We’ve got a lot of those here in D.C. Next time I see one, I’m gonna walk up and take a whiff.

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    • You crack me up!!! 🙂 I’m originally from right outside of DC. I miss it! All that green. Is it 90 degrees with 90% humidity yet? Ugh…DC summers are tough!

      When you get your whiff, let me know the outcome. 🙂

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