NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Miss Sass Mouth has returned! And she’s refreshed and feels like a human again! 🙂 Yay! Whew, a few weeks away from a computer equals about a month in Hawaii. 🙂
Just so you know, all of your sweet comments, emails and tweets made my day! I can’t tell you how much I’ve appreciated all the love and support. I would hug each and every one of you if I could. Well, maybe not ALL of you… 🙂 KIDDING!
Since I’m easing my way back in to being sociable again, I’m going to keep this post more visual than word laden.
My wonderful hubby often sends me adorable pictures of Tick Teddy when he’s on the road (this is our travel teddy that always goes with him on the road and always gets into trouble–think hookers and booze). This time though, he forgot Tick Teddy so I got this picture instead. Ha!
Apparently, the tree is happy to see me.
Welcome back …..
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Why thank you!!! It’s good to be back. I missed everyone. 🙂
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well I for one missed your loud voice lol on the blogging circuit…hehe
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Awwww…what a sweetie pie. Thank you! 🙂 I’m going to ease back in, but it feels good to be in the world of people again. Hibernating is great, but one has to come out eventually. 🙂
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Welcome back and love that photo, I’d have to agree it is definitely glad to see you….LOL
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Thank you! Naughty little pervert tree!
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i’m glad you are baaaaaaaaaaack. It would have been cool if you would have had the song from Aerosmith play when this post opens (Back in the Saddle).
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That would have kicked ass! Can you add audio to a blog? If so, I see some very serious copyright violations in my future. 🙂
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Glad to see you back …. 😀
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Thank you! It’s good to be back. 🙂
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Love the pic and love to finally have you back!!
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Thank you, my dear. It’s good to be back. Glad you liked the pic. My hubby sends me the most bizarre stuff! 🙂
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Welcome, welcome, welcome back! My world is once again in balance. I’m glad you had a wonderful time!
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Could you be any cuter? No. You could not. 🙂 Thanks, doll! 🙂 I did have a nice time. I just needed to recharge the batteries a bit.
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Ok I just scrolled down and looked at the photo I loften like to check out the photos first and what do I see a penis and I am like what the hell why is there a penis sticking out of the ground and then of course realised it wasn’t a penis just a blonde moment there…………lol
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I pretend it’s a willie. It makes me laugh. Like some guy buried it in hopes it would grow larger like “Jack and the Beanstalk!” 🙂
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I missed you! And, Bahahaha!! Sorry, that was the most intelligent thing I could think of to say 😉
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Dang, you are adorable. I love “Bahahahahah!” It may not be Shakespeare (as if anything I type is!) but it gives me a great visual of you giggling. That pretty much rules!
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Why, thank you!
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YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Welcome back Jodi. Missed you. Hope your time away has got rid of your Fingergytis.
That picture reminded me of a joke I heard once (typically)
Guy plants a field of dildos, and his friend asks him why. He says “If I build it, they will come” 😉
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Oh. My. God. That made me BUST out laughing!! GREAT joke! Glad to be back. I missed you to, my dear. 🙂
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Welcome back Jodi, and glad everything is fit as a fiddle with you. 🙂
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You could play Mozart on me I’m so fiddle-fit! 🙂
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I find those phallic mushrooms n my yard all the time; never fail to make me do a double take.
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I’ve never seen one like this before. I about died laughing!
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I was wondering the other day if you were going to be back. Great!! Missed your punchy, fun commentary. The tree pic is hilarious, you are so naughty!
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Hey there, John! I couldn’t stay away too long. 🙂 Thanks for the sweetness and glad you like my very natural (and somehow SOOOO dirty!) picture! 😉
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Naughty is good!
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Couldn’t agree with you more, sir! 😉
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Jodi,
This shroom has wood.
Le Clown
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How can you not love a shroom with wood?
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Glad you’re back!! I’m glad you enjoyed the break but I mean geeze, about time. 😀
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You are adorable! Thank you!! 🙂 I think I need a small break every couple of months. A little recharge the battery time. 🙂
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Totally valid. If anything, sh** tends to happen on vacations, so it gives you something to write about. 🙂 Oh, and the picture I forgot to comment about before, AWESOME! If not a little creepy…haha. 😉
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You are so right! I think my next post is going to focus on the disappearance of the “ly” on adverbs and the despicable amount of snuck-in commercials into TV shows. Watching all that TV gave me great rant material. 🙂 As for the pic, highly disturbing!!! 😉
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Looking forward to it, I highly enjoy angry/hilarious ranting. 😉
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Well, I’ll have something good for you then, my dear! 🙂
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Oh, the power of you, Jodi.
It was a bit quiet on wordpress – so it’s good to see you back.
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You are far to kind, but I love it!! 🙂 Glad to be back! 😉
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I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award!! You can find the link here: http://theembiggensproject.wordpress.com/2012/07/23/the-versatile-blogger-award-yay/
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Oh my gosh!!! Thank you!!! You are so sweet!!! 🙂 Yay!
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Glad to read your great words again…and I love the picture…now I’m going to have to scour my own tree-filled yard to see if there are any penises lurking about! Who knew? LOL
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If you find any of your own, I’m going to need to see them! 🙂
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You’re back… and with style 😉 Hilarious photo.
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Oh yeah, that picture shows what a classy broad I am! 😉 XOXO
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Yay! Helloooo Miss Jodi. You have been away for wheeks and wheeks. Whee really missed you 😦 Don’t do that again. It was worse than vacations and bathdays rolled into one.
You have missed a fair bit. Bingo is ill with a nasty ear infection which is slowly responding to treatment. Buddy is being a babe magnet. Nibbles is smiling and enjoying the sunny weather and Nutty is being his usual crazy self. Whee also have a new addition (a vivid pet guinea pig statue) called FURnando.
Oh and whee are furry godparents to thirteen bubby hamsters. As whee were saying. Whee have really missed you! 🙂
Nibbles, Nutty, Bingo & Buddy
xxxx
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I have missed my furry little Nibbles, Nutty, Bingo & Buddy!! And their mummy! 🙂 Now, Bingo, you get better, please. Neither Mummy nor I can bare to think of you being sick. Buddy, you naughty little Furry!!! 🙂 Nibbles and Nutty, I’m very happy to hear your are happy little critters. Nothing Mummy and I love more than happy varmints! 😉
As for the hamsters–I LOOOOOOOVE HAMSTERS! I will give my sweet little hamster extra love in your furry honor. Give them all kisses for me!
XXOXOXOXOXO
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So THAT’S what happens when a man doesn’t shower. I know, gross. I’m sorry. I figure anyone who writes about the buzz muff can handle my brand of humor. 🙂
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The Buzz Muff Chick can handle anything! 😉 Especially a wicked sense of humor. 🙂
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Oh no…trouble returns! Oh yeah, I LIKE trouble!! Woo Hoo!!!
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With a vengeance! Run! 😉
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OMG. How did Screech’s c**k end up outside??m (You would have had to have read my review of the worst celeb porn tape ever to get that.)
Welcome back, btw.
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HOLY SHIT that made me laugh out loud! And EWWWWWWW!!!! Screech’s pecker should have remained behind closed doors FOREVER! 😉 XXOXO
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So glad that you are back…and in fine form I might add.
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Why, thank you my dear! I figured I’d start off with a bang (no pun intended!) 🙂
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hahaha… now the question is if u prefer pics of “travelling teddy” or “penis a la natural”?
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OH my God…let’s stick to Travel Teddy!!! My virginal eyes would explode if there was penis a la natural! 🙂
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You really, really warm my heart. Thank you so much. You are such a sweetheart. XOXOXOXOXO
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