This is going to be the shortest post ever. Believe it or not, I’m not always verbose! 🙂
The Visual: I’m sitting cross-legged on the sofa, with my chin resting on my fist, my elbow resting on my thigh, with my laptop in front of me.
My Reality: You know you are in a mind-numbing meeting when you are sitting there and all of a sudden feel something wet pooling on your thigh and your arm feels damp and cold. You look down and realize that you’ve drooled all the way down your arm until you have a nice wet spot on your jammie pants.
Oh my word…that shit is just wrong.
Haha I love that you’re willing to admit to this. IT’S SO COMMON!!!
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I gotta tell ya, Nic, I was like, “WTF is on my pants? Oh my God, it’s a bucket of drool…” Life is truly never dull. 🙂
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Where was the bib when you needed it most. Better yet, a raincoat. 🙂
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Yeah, I should just walk around in a bib. I’m certain it’ll happen again! Though you are right, in this case I’d have needed more body coverage! 🙂
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Been there and done that…except for the part about jammie pants. 🙂
Be encouraged!
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Whew…I’m not the only one!!! 🙂 Thank God.
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Thank you so much for this, I so needed a good laugh!
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Any time, Kira! It’s fun making people laugh at my own ridiculousness! 🙂 Have a good night, new friend.
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Personally, I would’ve preferred a REAL picture of this, and not a cartoon! 🙂
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Oh my God…trust me, you’d have gone instantly and irreversibly blind. When I work from home this is what I look like: Jammie pants and a tank top covered in kitty hair. No makeup. My hair in a ball on the top of my head with wild fuzzies sticking out all over the place. And, apparently, drool covered. That does not a pretty picture make! 😉
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At least you didn’t drool on your laptop.
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That was the greatest miracle of all! 🙂
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LOL! It could have been worse, Jodi–could have been pee pooled on your jammies…maybe in a few years, right?
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That would have been significantly worse!! You are so very right!! I figure I (please God) have at least a few more decades of peeing only when I tell my bladder that it’s okay. 🙂
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No chance that happens to me. I’m kicking everyone out a half hour before the drool starts running.
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Lemme tell ya, I about passed out laughing when I realized what was up. I had to mute my phone so no one could hear me cracking up and find a beach-sized towel to clean up the mess! 😉
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Now that’s funny… (I really am laughing out loud).
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Yay!!! I do so love giving people the giggles at my own expense. 😉
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Haha. Apparently you don’t need to be very verbose to give us a good laugh! 😀
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Well now, that is a lovely thing to say! Thank you, doll!
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Hahaha. The question is, was there someone that you were drooling over? Someone like … Brad Pitt? Or ummm (trying to think of who women think of as hot) George Clooney? Chris? Johnny Depp?
Or was it just a Zombie drool lol
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Total Zombie Drool!!!! My brain had stopped working in all capacities, including closing my drooling, fly-catching mouth! 😉
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LOL you do crack me up 😀 Doesn’t matter how down I feel, reading one of your posts really brightens my day. They are so funny 🙂
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Awwww…as always, you are the sweetmost! 🙂
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Also, I’ve just added you on Google+ 🙂
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I totally forgot I even had a Google+ account! 🙂
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I am a huge sleep drooler…I’d put Homer Simpson to shame. My husband is totally unaware of how much spittle has been wiped off his sleeping body over the years.
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Yay! I’m not the only one! I drool all over my hubby too (though I don’t always have to be asleep to drool on him!). Thank God he loves me enough to put up with it.
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Up until now, mine has remained relatively unaware of his nightly spit-bath.
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You are very lucky! I drool on mine when we cuddle and watch TV. Our sofa is huge, so we both lay down and I cuddle on his chest. More times than not, when I get up there’s a wet spot on his chest! 😉
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I wanna see a real picture too! hehe… DROOL!! DROOL!!
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Honest to goodness, you’d go blind. It is NOT a pretty picture!
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Yuck! Very honest.
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I’m sure it’s too honest. 😉
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fall asleep face down on the key board and see what you look like.
lilly
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That would SO not be pretty!!! 🙂 It’s bad enough I have pillow face for an hour after I wake up. 🙂
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Women who drool ROCK! LOL (That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it!). YOU ROCK JODI! Keep on droolin’!
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Bless your sweet heart!!! 😉 I like your story and I’m going to stick to it too! 🙂 XOXO
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I’m going to have to ask you to not post stories like this anymore. You are married woman and things like this will make be covet another man’s wife. 😉
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Oh my Lord, you are a maniac! I’m quite certain the mental image of me drooling down my own body has to be the most man-repellant story I’ve ever told. Worse than the Buzz Muff and Drink/Shower Time with Mom’s Douche Bag!! 😉
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I asked you nicely to stop and then you remind of those stories of PURE HOTNESS! You are cruel, cruel woman to play with a man’s desires in such a way. Cruel, I tellya.
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I have a wonderful therapist that can be of help to you. Would you like her number? You CRACK ME UP!!! 🙂
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Interesting proposition. I’ve never dated a therapist. Hook it up! ha ha ha
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Ummmm…it’s a guy. You still in? Ha!
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Um…uh…no. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 🙂
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Nicely done, sir! Not only a Seinfeld reference, but a Jodi’s book reference too. 🙂 XO
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I’m glad you mentioned phone… no vid cons for you 🙂
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My company wanted to institute video chats for meetings about a year ago and I threw a fit! One of the finer points of working from home is getting to look dang ugly all day and no one can see you! 😉
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#1: I thought you were going to tell us you had wet your pants (thank goodness it was drool)
#2: I adore that you get to be part of meetings in your pj’s
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That would have been hideous!! I mean, I share a lot with you guys, but I’m thinking I might keep that to myself. 🙂 I to adore that I get to do meetings in my PJs. I veto makeup, hair brushes and clothes at all times! 😉
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I think I did the same thing today watching my boys in a mix martial arts class for 2 1/2 hours! I didn’t feel any dampness but my eyes kept closing and I’m sure I snorted–so freak’n tired!
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I love it when people sleep-snort!! Best thing ever!! 🙂
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Not so sexy though I could tell my children that I was pretending to be a fire breathing dragon.
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Nothing wrong with a fire breathing dragon. That’s how my mouth feels when I wake up everyday. Again, not sexy. 🙂
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But that shit is funny, well funny to us that are not drooping all over themselves…….lol
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I even made myself laugh when I found the pool of drool!! 😉 It was well worth the horror and humiliation. 😉
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Omg, I know the feeling. lmao!
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Glad I’m not the only one!! Meetings fry what is left of my sad little brain cells. 🙂
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I will avoid a meeting at all costs 🙂
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You and me both! I don’t have any today so I can actually get tons of work done. What an odd thing to be happy about! 🙂
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In this case, I’m so GLAD you weren’t more descriptive…
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For once, right?? 🙂
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And the only time, far as I can tell 🙂
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Smart. Ass. 🙂 (I love me a good smart ass!)
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Lol. As always, you are very entertaining:)
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Why thank you! So glad you enjoyed! 🙂
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The image is forever burnt into my mind’s eye. No more mind numbing meetings for you!
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Ha! Trapped with the visual of my drooling much. So sorry! 😉
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