My two favorite TV show quotes EVER! (Horribly inappropriate and offensive–view at your own risk!!)

The cartoon Archer is one of the best damn cartoons ever–it rivals South Park in the early days. I simply love it. And it has foulness in it that makes me have to pause the TV, choke to death laughing, then rewind so that I can live the horror again.

But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

The first one is just funny as shit.

The second one is horrible in so many delicious ways and even comes in a picture (no pun intended!)–someone did me the favor of putting the quote right on the pic.

Turn away if you offend easily.

First quote from Pam (the blonde in the pic below, to her slutty coworker whose name I can never remember):

“Shut your dick holster.”Β  Ahh…the mental image that gives me. πŸ™‚

Second quote:


If you don’t know the cartoon, start watching it. It’s on FX Network and is about an organization of super spies who all suffer from one form or another of mental illness. It is AWESOME in its awfulness.

Hope you are all having a great weekend!

26 comments on “My two favorite TV show quotes EVER! (Horribly inappropriate and offensive–view at your own risk!!)

    • HOW DARE YOU CUSS ON MY BLOG!! You know how easily I offend. πŸ™‚ Tee hee hee…I could barely even type that with a straight face.

      It was actually my Brit friend (who lives here) that turned me onto Archer. The hubby and I were instant fans! πŸ™‚


  1. I’m not surprised. πŸ˜€

    Love what you have done with the side of your blog

    As for offending easily, all I can say is “I’m glad I didn’t have a mouthful of coffee, I would have gobbed it over my laptop or choked with laughter” teehee



  2. Never seen the cartoon, but I’ll have to check it out. The characters look like some characters from a cartoon that used to be on Adult Swim, but I can’t for the life of me remember what the fuck it was…


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