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$.99 to get you yummy nookie, tons of cuddles and scrumptious tasty treats! Holy cow!

Guess I shouldn’t advertise such things in public!

I want to thank all of you, from the bottom of my furry little heart, for participating in my book giveaway! I was so tickled at all the responses I got. It means the world to me that so many of you wanted my books and would be willing to write reviews for them (only if you like them though). 🙂 I can’t believe how many books I have to mail. The guy at the post office (and all those in line behind me) are gonna want me dead. Ha ha. 🙂

Of course, because the Pony Express charges so much for mailing to other countries that I would have had to change professions and buy some knee pads in order to afford shipping the books overseas, I’ve decided to do the next best thing. I’m gonna give those of you with Nooks and Kindles (or any kind of computer–which I assume you all have as you are reading this right now) the opportunity to get the books as cheap as humanly possible. (I’m even temporarily gutting the prices of the paperbacks because I love you guys so much!) 🙂

Here’s how this is gonna go down. (All the red text below are links that’ll take you to the books.)

First, for those of you with Nooks, I’ve ajust lowered the price as low as they’ll let me go to $.99 for both Sex: How to Get More of It and Intimacy: How to Get More of It. I’m going to leave the price at $.99 for 2 weeks so that you have plenty of time to download them. The cookbook is not on Nook as formatting the bullets and numbered lists is a friggin’ bitch and the cookbook is chock full of both bullets and numbered lists. Just the idea of the 200 hours it’d take to format it (and it would still look poopy!) makes me wanna kill myself, but there is a solution, which I’ll share in a minute. So, if you wanted to get copies of the “how to have a kick ass relationship” books, but I either ran out of hard copies during the giveaway or you live in another country or you just prefer having books on your Nook, then this is your time to get them nearly free. 🙂 Woo hoo!

After the 2 weeks of $.99 pricing is over, I’m going to temporarily make Sex and Intimacy unavailable on Barnes&Noble and join a program called Kindle Select. By doing so, Kindle Select makes you remove your books from sale anywhere else electronically for 3 months, which is why I’ll have to take them off the Nook on B&N.com.

Now, for those of you with Kindles, I’m also going to drop the price of both Sex: How to Get More of It and Intimacy: How to Get More of It  down to $.99 (the lowest price Kindle allows) for two weeks. Yay!

But wait, there’s more! For the next 2 weeks I’ll also drop the Kindle price of Darn Good Eats down to $.99. Yay!

If you don’t have a Kindle or a Nook, fear not! Kindle has free apps you can download to your desktop computer, laptop computer, iPad, iPhone, Android phone, etc…which allow you to read Kindle books without an actual Kindle. Here’s the link to download those apps: KINDLE APPS. (This link is for the US Kindle/Amazon page, but it’s available for all countries. Just go to either of the Kindle links for my books on your own country’s Amazon page and you should see a link on the right-hand side of the screen that’ll take you to the page to download the readers.)

Last, but not least, one more goodie for you! Also, for the next two weeks, I’m going to drop the paperback price of Sex, Intimacy and Darn Good Eats down super cheap on Amazon. I can’t drop the price on the paperbacks on Barnes & Noble or I’ll actually owe them money for selling my books. How crazy is that???? So, pretty please get them on Amazon.

Here are the lowest prices they’ll allow me to sell the paperbacks for since they cost money to print (in US pricing, though I brought the international pricing down as low as they’d let me too!) 🙂 :

• Sex: How to Get More of It for is $5.38.
• Intimacy: How to Get More of It is $5.63.
• Darn Good Eats: The Cookbook for Creative Chefs and Reluctant Cooks (the black & white interior version) is: $8.35
• Darn Good Eats: The Cookbook for Creative Chefs and Reluctant Cooks (the full-color interior version) is: $24.59

I updated the pricing this morning. Sometimes it takes up to a day or so for the prices to update (maybe a day or two in other countries), but hopefully they’ll already be updated by the time I publish this post on Tuesday afternoon. 🙂

Just as with the hard-copy giveaway, if you guys wouldn’t terribly mind, if you like the books you download or order or feel like you learned something valuable from them, would you pretty please with a cherry on top write a kick ass review on Amazon? I would appreciate it more than you could ever know. 🙂 🙂

I hope for the next two weeks you guys are some downloading maniacs and that you enjoy the books tremendously. Tons of love! 🙂