Yeah, yeah, TMI I know. But dammit, sometimes a girl just has to share.
10 reasons PMS sucks donkey balls:
- Men don’t have it. NOT FAIR!
- I’m hungry all the time.
- Did I mention that I’M HUNGRY ALL THE TIME!?
- All I want to eat is pizza, chocolate, McDonald’s french fries, more pizza, more chocolate, spaghetti with homemade sauce, Snickers and funnel cake.
- After eating all that, all I want to do is sleep and then wake up and then sleep some more.
- I gain like 3 pounds of water weight for about 6 days.
- I wake up 5 times a night to a bursting bladder. Then I can’t fall back asleep and lay there cursing anyone and everyone that is asleep at that precise moment.
- It’s the precursor to even more fun the next week. Yay!
- Did I mention that I can’t stop stuffing my gullet?
- MEN DON’T HAVE IT! STILL NOT FAIR!!!
I guess I should be thankful that I don’t get bitchy or whiny or weepy. I know the hubby is thankful for that! But dammit, the absence of one misery doesn’t negate the presence of others.
I saw on a TV show a man saying that women should just shut up about it because men, after all, have to get prostate exams. Needless to say I went over to the TV and smashed it with a bat. Then I found where the guy lived and burned his house to the ground with him and his prostate in it.