I thought I’d let you know that my new article is up for your enjoyment at The Acquiring Man dot com. It’s a bit saucy, a bit mouthy and of course a bit smutty, but it’s full of good advice for men.
Love this! I’m sure your sock puppets are relieved that you don’t have a wiener. Plus, it sounds like “entertaining” it would take up a great deal of your time. And, maybe, get you arrested. Hehe. You never fail to make me smile. =)
You just reminded me of the funniest thing. I used to work at a place where a dear friend sat in the cube behind me. There was another guy with a little crush that would stop by my desk and NEVER stop talking. So my friend that sat behind me would instant message me things I had to work into conversation but make seem natural. Most of the time they were just horrible (yet hysterical) things, but I’d do it and you’d all of a sudden hear him bust out laughing for no apparent reason. It was awesome. One of the best lines I had to somehow work into conversation was, “Is your mom into bondage?” HA! So much fun!!
great piece, no pun intended. should be required reading for all men. ps – i also love the story in your comments section about your cubicle game at work. keeps it interesting )
Saucy? Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
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I’m so covered in saucy that I’m like a blob of gravy.
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You are the original recipe of Awesome Sauce.
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Awwwww…shucks. 😉
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Love this! I’m sure your sock puppets are relieved that you don’t have a wiener. Plus, it sounds like “entertaining” it would take up a great deal of your time. And, maybe, get you arrested. Hehe. You never fail to make me smile. =)
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I’d be in jail, blind and rubbed raw!!! And yes, my teddies would have been horribly defiled! 😉
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Best to stick with the Sticky V! Hehe. Knew I could work that into a conversation before the day’s end.
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You just reminded me of the funniest thing. I used to work at a place where a dear friend sat in the cube behind me. There was another guy with a little crush that would stop by my desk and NEVER stop talking. So my friend that sat behind me would instant message me things I had to work into conversation but make seem natural. Most of the time they were just horrible (yet hysterical) things, but I’d do it and you’d all of a sudden hear him bust out laughing for no apparent reason. It was awesome. One of the best lines I had to somehow work into conversation was, “Is your mom into bondage?” HA! So much fun!!
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Oh, I SO want to work in the same office as you!
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It was awesome. We’d laugh and laugh and laugh until our boss would come yell at us. Then we’d laugh some more! 😉
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great piece, no pun intended. should be required reading for all men. ps – i also love the story in your comments section about your cubicle game at work. keeps it interesting )
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Thank you! I hope the guys listen–it’s one of the top things both men and women ask me about. 🙂
Glad you liked the cubicle story. We had SUCH fun and would get it so much trouble, but we didn’t care. It was worth getting yelled at! 😉
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Now I learn new terms and words for sure! thank you… 🙂
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It’s good to always have many terms for such activities!! 🙂 Glad to have helped! 😉 Hugs!
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I’d leave a longer comment here, but I have to go shave the hair from my palms…
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Oh… and perhaps your readers should take a look at this important research: http://brownroadchronicles.com/2012/12/31/a-research-paper-on-the-long-term-effects-of-spanking-your-monkey/ 🙂
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That was a riot!! I had a whole other thought in my head as I went over to read it!! No one should spank that kind of monkey! 😉
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HA!!! Truly awesome.
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