I miss my favorite word, so YOU have to suffer!

Alrighty then. I’m sneaking writing this post on a computer that I shouldn’t be on, but I’m a rule breaker dammit, so I’m doin’ it anyway! πŸ˜‰

First, may I tell you that I’ve been working my poor little brain to a nub. And I’ve had to do it in a professional environment. And you know what that means don’t you? It means I’ve not been able to say, “Fuck” nearly enough and I’m in withdrawl. I mean SERIOUS withdrawl. It’s just my favorite word…

As a tribute to it, I’m nabbing pics off the internet that make me happy. They are all awful and offensive and no one should view this blog from HERE down.

image credit: thaumaturgical.com

image credit: thaumaturgical.com

image from: thaumaturgical.com

image from: thaumaturgical.com

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thaumaturgical.com

Image Credit: s50.photobucket.com

Image Credit: s50.photobucket.com

Image Credit: www.demotivationalposters.org GOTTA LOVE A BAD ASS ANTEATER!

Image Credit: http://www.demotivationalposters.org
GOTTA LOVE A BAD ASS ANTEATER!

Whew…I feel so much better now!

I hope you have enjoyed my hideously foul mouth (well, not really mouth…fingers? attitude? hmmm…). If not, I’m terribly sorry, but I warned you, remember?

Okay, I have to get back to the day job. I hope at least some of these made you giggle and not just recoil from your screen.

Love you guys!

…til my next computer theiving adventure. πŸ™‚ XOXO

OH! I almost hit Publish before I mentioned that my newest article in The Acquiring Man magazine just came out. If you want some tips for being happy (and, of course, getting nookie) go read it. πŸ™‚

 

 

30 comments on “I miss my favorite word, so YOU have to suffer!

  1. What I fucking hate is that I can’t post anything to Facebook with “fuck” in it. If I do, I get all kinds of comments shaming me, from my Mother-in-Law, Mother and every other person who acts like they’ve never smashed their toe and let loose a good ole “FUCK!!!” I can sometimes get them back because I like the pages “I fucking love this” and “I fucking love science” and sometimes when I share one of their photos, they share it too, so fuck ends up on her page. That is what I like to call a fucking win. =)

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    • That made me crack the FUCK up! πŸ˜‰ That would drive me bonkers. I tell people not to expect a filter just because it’s Facebook. If I wanna type (to the beat of the song Zippedy Doo Dah) “Fuckidy doo dah, Fuckidy ay. My oh my it’s a fuckidy day…” then they can either choose to read it and hopefully laugh or unfriend me. They have options! πŸ˜‰ Everyone who knows me knows I have only a very small filter that only shows its head once a year or so. There should be no surprises! πŸ˜‰

      I occasionally hear this from people that don’t like cussing (why they read my stuff is beyond me): “Only unintelligent and uncreative people use cuss words to make a point.” Well, I have a few responses back.
      1) Fuck you
      2) Fuck off
      3) Go fuck yourself
      4) Go fuck a goat
      5) β€œCensorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.” ― Dick Cavett
      6) β€œNever use a big word when a little filthy one will do.” ― Johnny Carson
      7) β€œWhat I’m saying might be profane, but it’s also profound.” ― Richard Pryor
      8) β€œI do not believe profanity has anything to do with Christianity, thank you.” ― Dee Snider
      9) Oh, and did I mention fuck you?

      Sorry! I’m so mouthy tonight! I think this is the longest comment I’ve ever written. πŸ™‚ But I know where you’re coming from and I love the way you handle it on FB. Made me laugh out loud! πŸ˜‰

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  2. LOL one of my favorite words too! I actually have an inspiration/dream board that has the word on it so that when I look at it I get inspired and I remember to use the word in times of need lol. Fuck it…

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    • Thank you, Alan. What a kind thing to say. We do have fun here–though with having extremely limited computer access until mine gets fixed I feel like I’m ignoring everyone lately.

      As for tips–my best advice is to always be you. As you can see, I let it all hang out. I’m horrible one minute, kinda funny the next, and even occasionally sweet. But no matter how my post may lean on any given day, I’m always exactly who I am. I think it’s when people get to know you and you get to know them that’s when your blog will really be a place that people like to go.

      I also always try to respond to every comment that’s left for me. It’s not always easy, especially lately, but it’s so worth it. I figure if someone takes the time to drop by and visit, that I should be thankful and visit right back. I’ve met some fabulous people here and am so grateful for their friendship.

      Last but not least, I try not to talk about my political views. People who have political blogs–more power to you. But I’ve found that discussing politics only leads to animosity and since I like having a sass-mouth blog that’s full of love and no judgment, politics has no place here.

      I wish you great luck with your blog and thanks so much for visiting mine! πŸ™‚ HUGS!

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