Okay, fellow business travellers…I know you are away from home. You miss the wifey (or the hubby). You are lonely , bored at the hotel, and in need of some serious girl-on-girl action, but your porn watching makes my enjoyment of Rookie Blue, Season 4 on Amazon Streaming Video next to impossible!! 😉
I can be watching my shows with great HD quality, little-to-no buffering and be having a dandy ole time until PORN HOUR hits! Then it all goes to hell in a handbag. I guess it’s that sweet spot between dinner and going to bed when every man (and I guess some chicks) in the hotel logs onto their favorite skin site and now I can’t watch my dang show.
Can you please just download some good spankbank material to your local drive so that you don’t have to view it streaming? Pretty please? I simply cannot watch TV with commercials in it anymore so the TV hanging on the wall is essentially useless and I have to depend on Netflix or Amazon for commercial-free bliss. Help a sister out here? 😉
Yeah, yeah, I’m horrible and selfish!!! I know you need your porn. 
But can you maybe do it in the morning (you KNOW your morning wood demands it!) instead of at night so the rest of us can watch a TV show online without staring at a buffering indicator for 20 minutes? 😉
(In all seriousness, I’m kidding. 🙂 I just crack up when all of a sudden the Wi-fi takes a huge hit at about the same time each night. I picture every other room in the hotel being filled with wildly whacking wankers and it makes me giggle.)
HUGS!
You definitely have a way with words
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I’m a mouthy broad…you know I can’t help myself! 😉 XO
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I’m surprised you weren’t asking for the channel numbers. Hehe.
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HA! 🙂 I keep all of mine on a flash drive. Makes it so much easier. 🙂 KIDDING! 😉
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Good girl hehe
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I’ve got my priorities in line! 😉
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The Jedi got it right hehe
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I’m boarding a plane right now to come kick your butt! (Jedi…heh heh heh…love it.) 🙂
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May the force be with you haha
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Hey, isn’t it the middle of the night where you are? Don’t you sleep?? 🙂
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I’m afraid. I’m definitely, afraid.
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Run! Run for your lives!!! 😉 XOXO
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That, or leave the porn ALONE.
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Dang tootin! Even if only for my selfish needs. 😉
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Porn is fake anyways. And its full of computer viruses. Why bother? Especially if you already have a partner.
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Preach on, my friend! 🙂 My thought always is, “If’n ya want some bangin’, go bang your real life chick!” 🙂
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Nah, I don’t need to get started on it. 😀
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I don’t get porn never have never will
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I gotta tell you, and this may be shocking coming from me, but I don’t either. Unless that thing is angry and coming at me live and in person, I’m not sure I see the point. 🙂 It’s like intentionally watching an advertisement for chocolate lava cake (yum!) and being on a diet–if I can’t enjoy it in the real world, I don’t necessarily want it looming in my face. 😉
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Hilarious!!
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So happy you enjoyed my rant! Sometimes a girl’s just gotta let it all hang out! 😉
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so hilarious!
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Tee hee hee!!! 😉
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A couple of years back I worked as a consultant travelling a lot. I use to get my room and work on until it all slowed down them I knew I could head to the bar and get my food quickly!! all I wanted was to minimize the wait! Lol
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That is a riot!!! It’s amazing what we gotta do to get decent internet at night! 😉
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Glad to know I am not the only one. that is. . . interrupting your show. Sorry. I am actually an addict when it comes to this stuff – porn that is. and I have never heard the term “spankbank material” Anyway, I will try to keep that in mind. Thanks
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So glad I could give you a new term for all the visuals you have stored in your brain! 😉
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I need you to WATCH the commercials! That’s how loads of actors make a living out here and the advertisers are going to stop paying for the shows and then we’re all screwed because cable bills would likely triple.
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You just let me know which commercials your handsome face is in (or your awesome friends) and I’ll watch! 😉
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