One of my FAVORITE Christmas presents ever!

Meet Dicknose!

My Friend Dicknose

Is that the most insane looking teddy bear you’ve ever seen?

My mom shrieked with both horror and delight when she saw it.

She said, “Only you would immediately fall in love with a dick teddy.” Which made me crack the fuck up. I love my sassy 75 year old mommy. šŸ™‚

Grant gave this to me as he knows I love both cute, adorable, plush teddies and the defective, unlovable (except by me), deformed, mutant teddies.

Believe it or not, Dicknose is based off of a real creature.

Trust me when I say you do NOT want to see it. You’ll vomit. You’ll never want to eat any kind of any thing that comes out of the water ever again.

But, you may want to go to your local sex shop and rent a hooker or buy an “appendage” for entertainment.

Again, don’t do it, but click here if you want to see the thing this teddy is based on. View at your own risk! šŸ˜‰

PS: Woo hoo! This is my 200th post! šŸ™‚ Thanks for reading all of my insanity! šŸ˜‰

45 comments on “One of my FAVORITE Christmas presents ever!

    • The link about made me vomit the first time (and 2nd and 3rd and 10th) time Grant showed it to me. EWWWWWWW!!!! How is that not a dick in a shell???? I refer to him as Dicknose, the footless turtle. It helps me cope. šŸ˜‰


  1. Ahhh dick-nose is sooo adorable (way cuter than what it’s based on lol). Sort of reminds me of the penis-shaped bottle opener I picked up in Amsterdam a few years ago. Hahaha

    And congrats on the 200th post!


    • Penis-shaped bottle opener? Nice! Oh, by the way, nice hyphen! “Penis-shaped” was very impressive. šŸ˜‰

      Dicknose is adorable! I love his little face. He looks so happy…as they all should. šŸ™‚

      Thanks for the congrats. 200. I was quite surprised I’ve that much to say over the last 18 months. šŸ™‚


  2. 200 WOOOOHOOOOO That’s brill šŸ˜€

    I love the idea of that teddy. I brought myself a teddy just before Christmas. There was a family of them. Baby bear – my son has that is your average size. Mummy bear (or Mommy bear to you over there who don’t speak properly) which stands about 24″ and Daddy bear (mine) which is over 40″ tall.


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