Meet Dicknose!
Is that the most insane looking teddy bear you’ve ever seen?
My mom shrieked with both horror and delight when she saw it.
She said, “Only you would immediately fall in love with a dick teddy.” Which made me crack the fuck up. I love my sassy 75 year old mommy. 🙂
Grant gave this to me as he knows I love both cute, adorable, plush teddies and the defective, unlovable (except by me), deformed, mutant teddies.
Believe it or not, Dicknose is based off of a real creature.
Trust me when I say you do NOT want to see it. You’ll vomit. You’ll never want to eat any kind of any thing that comes out of the water ever again.
But, you may want to go to your local sex shop and rent a hooker or buy an “appendage” for entertainment.
Again, don’t do it, but click here if you want to see the thing this teddy is based on. View at your own risk! 😉
PS: Woo hoo! This is my 200th post! 🙂 Thanks for reading all of my insanity! 😉
200 posts. I am proud of you! XOXO
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Why thank ya, luv! 🙂
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I’m nearing 3x that… but hey, let’s face it. You’re prettier than I am.
But you’re doing awesome.
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You are such a nut…but thank you. 🙂 And congrats! That’s a lot of posts! 🙂 Impressive, my friend.
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Dambreaker, President of the Ambrose Nut Society.
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I love that!!! 🙂 The ANuS! 😉
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Can’t get nothing past you!!
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I’m wrong in the head. 😉
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Although the “u”… I kinda thought would stand for “united”
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Looks like a warm and fuzzy Daniel the Dildo. What is going on here? 😉
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I know…right? I about passed out laughing when I saw that thing. My hubby has the most insane sense of humor. 🙂
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I like it because you guys are both so banged up! I’m banged up worst than both you put together and multiplied by three! lol
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Funny and gross at the same time well the link was gross teddy is funny and something my daugher would like
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The link about made me vomit the first time (and 2nd and 3rd and 10th) time Grant showed it to me. EWWWWWWW!!!! How is that not a dick in a shell???? I refer to him as Dicknose, the footless turtle. It helps me cope. 😉
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Your SoH is a killer Jodi. Don’t ever change !
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You are the sweetmost! I promise to be horrifying and sassy forever! 😉 XXOXOOX
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Still trying to figure who thought a cuddly version of that would sell?!
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I know! It doesn’t seem like an animal someone would look at and say aloud, “Yep, that’ll sell!” 😉
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Well something based on that may sell but not in a child’s toy store!
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Totally! More like Dicks-R-Us! 😉
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LOL!
I am going to take some time to barf though.
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I know…right? That link pic is sooooooo gross! Ewww! Glad the teddy is cuter than the real thing. 🙂
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THAT is HILARIOUS!!! And I have started to see….SOOO typical of you! Of COURSE you would have a Dick teddy!! ha ha ha ha ha!!
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A girl’s gotta have what a girl’s gotta have! 😉 Glad you enjoyed it. It does get pretty crazy around here–it’s a fairly filter-free zone! 😉 XO
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Ahhh dick-nose is sooo adorable (way cuter than what it’s based on lol). Sort of reminds me of the penis-shaped bottle opener I picked up in Amsterdam a few years ago. Hahaha
And congrats on the 200th post!
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Penis-shaped bottle opener? Nice! Oh, by the way, nice hyphen! “Penis-shaped” was very impressive. 😉
Dicknose is adorable! I love his little face. He looks so happy…as they all should. 🙂
Thanks for the congrats. 200. I was quite surprised I’ve that much to say over the last 18 months. 🙂
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200 WOOOOHOOOOO That’s brill 😀
I love the idea of that teddy. I brought myself a teddy just before Christmas. There was a family of them. Baby bear – my son has that is your average size. Mummy bear (or Mommy bear to you over there who don’t speak properly) which stands about 24″ and Daddy bear (mine) which is over 40″ tall.
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Dying here! You bought a teddy family! That is awesome! 🙂 One of these days I’ll take a pic of all my teddies. Of course, everyone will run screaming away from me because I’ll finally have confirmed that I’m insane. (Not that most of you don’t already know that!) 🙂
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Well, you were never going to be outsane were you? 😉
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Smart ass. 😉
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About the only part of me that is 😉
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My left boob is the smartest part on me.
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So you don’t feel a right tit then?
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Oh, I feel it… 😉 It’s just more of a dim bulb than Lefty One-Eye.
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Haha 🙂
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Wow, congrats on your 200th!
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Why thank you! I was kinda excited myself. Of course, being an old wind bag, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that I had that much to say! 😉
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Not an ‘old’ wind bag, Jodi. A young, pretty wind bag. 😉
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I wanted to let you know I nominated you for the dragon’s loyalty award! You can check out the entry here: http://writetolivelivetowrite.com/2014/02/03/the-dragons-loyalty-award/
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Oh honey…you are always so damn sweet to me. Such an honor…thank you. From my heart. 🙂 XOXOXO
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Well you are very welcome 🙂
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I was already laughing once I saw the teddy but the real creature made me laugh so hard I started crying. =D
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Oh my God…is that thing CRAZY looking or what??? It’s like God said, “Let’s give that poor clam a dick so big that everyone who sees it will have sick thoughts for at least an hour! We’ll make him the star of the sea.” Lord have mercy… 😉
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That’s one idea lol
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