Okay, if you yourself use this expression then may I say two things:
- I’m terribly sorry if I offend you. You know that I while I live to horrify, I don’t live to make anyone feel bad. I love me my peeps!
- STOP FUCKING SAYING IT! (Okay, that was harsh…but please stop. Please?) 🙂
The expression “multiple different” makes me wanna shave my head, grab my gun and go a wee bit postal.
This is how I feel every time I hear it used:
Let’s see what dictionary.com has to say about these two words.
Multiple: consisting of, having, or involving several or many individuals, parts, elements, relations.
Different: various; several (Yeah, it’s the 3rd definition, but you get my point!) 🙂
So, if I’m understanding these words correctly, from both a denotative and connotative perspective, “different” implies things that are not alike. Things. Plural. As in multiple–more than one. You can’t be different from something if there isn’t something to be compared to–to be different from (yep, preposition at the end of my sentence. Suck it!). Therefore, something that is different from something else indicates a plural.
Along comes “multiple”. Ummmm…multiple doesn’t just imply more than one. That’s actually what it means.
Now, I’m fully aware you can have multiples of the same thing. For example, I have 3 Daisy Cow teddy bears. There’s Daisy Pockets, Doppel Daisy and Counterfeit Daisy. They are all multiples of the same thing. But I would say, “I have multiple Daisies.” I also have a bunch of what we call Doppel teddies that are all the same kind of teddy, but are different colors. (Think doppelganger.) So those are all different Doppels. As in, “I have many different Doppel teddies.”
But let’s pull this apart as it may be used in a business sense.
Let’s say you have a product. Let’s go with an mp3. You may have multiple copies of the same mp3. You may have multiple versions of the same mp3 (think remixes, most of which usually suck). Is there really a need to throw the word different into any of that? Was I not clear? Isn’t saying “multiple versions” communicating the exact same thing as saying “multiple different versions” only in a much more intelligent way? Doesn’t the idea of “versions” imply variants?
So, someone please tell me how “multiple different” makes any sense?
I hear it all the time and it makes me bonkers!
Can we agree to ban that expression from Planet Earth? I’ll give you a dollar. 🙂
PS: Just so you know, I’m fully aware I say annoying things and have annoying habits of writing. I make up words and use prepositions improperly. I’m not too hideous a hypocrite. I’m just sayin’…multiple different is a pet peeve! 😉
Have a great weekend in a multiple different variety of ways! XO
Oh, and one of these days I’ll visually introduce you to the Daisies. They are truly awesome in their awesomeness! 🙂
That must be a saying I’m not familiar with, because I’ve never used “Multiple different” in my life.
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Just one of the multiple different reasons I like you. 😉
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Bit like if I hear “one of the unique…” it makes no sense!!
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Ah yes… I too agree that you can’t modify “unique” as it indicates the singular. You know, now that that’s in my brain, I’m quite sure I’ll now say something like, “Wow! That’s the most unique one ever!” Total fail!
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Very nice technical analysis. (I mean, I got your point anyway, but that part was a bonus treat.) :>
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Why thank you! I do so go on a tear sometimes! 😉
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I’ve never heard that prior to reading this, but I can completely understand why it’s like a sandpaper panty liner, Jodi. Ugh, what a horrendous phrase. 😦
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HA!!!!! Sandpaper panty liner! Funniest shit ever!!!!! 🙂 🙂
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Even though I have not heard that one yet, thank you for your passionate efforts to seize the incorrect use of the English language. The otter is too cute!
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I soooooooooo wish I’d never heard of it! 🙂 I love that little otter too. I want eat him in a non-eaty way! 🙂
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