Horrified in the Fry’s Parking Lot!

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Be prepared for 2 things:

  1. My shortest blog post ever!
  2. To be grossed out beyond belief.

While driving out of the grocery store parking lot I stopped to let a woman cross the street and go into the store. Innocuous so far, right?

Well…Oh, the horror of it all!

She was pushing the cart with her belly while picking her nose with one hand and BRUSHING HER TEETH WITH THE OTHER!

What.

The.

Fuck.

I could die tonight and have seen it all. ALL!

Total insanity.

Granted, I’m a visual atrocity fairly often. I go to Starbucks in my pajamas and with no makeup. But someone kill me if I ever walk around with one finger in my nose and the other working a toothbrush.

I don’t even know how she did it. Isn’t it like rubbing your belly and patting your head. Good grief! πŸ˜‰

23 comments on “Horrified in the Fry’s Parking Lot!

    • I actually grabbed my phone to take a picture (cause fuck it, I just figured I’d park in the middle of the street for a shot at that) then the guy behind me honked and I realized I’d be an asshat if I snapped a pic. But man, was I tempted!!! πŸ˜‰

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  1. You poor thing to witness that! Way to go trying to help out, will you think twice next time? I wouldn’t go back to that store. Hope you are able to erase that from your memory!

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    • Hey there, sweet stuff! I’m just taking a much needed break from my computer. The day job is running me about 65 hours a week and I’m blurry-eyed and homicidal by the end of the work day. I’ll be back…just taking a little break from everything. MISS YOU!!!!! I sure hope all is well. Say hi to your lovely daughter for me. XOXOXOXOXOX

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