Be prepared for 2 things:
- My shortest blog post ever!
- To be grossed out beyond belief.
While driving out of the grocery store parking lot I stopped to let a woman cross the street and go into the store. Innocuous so far, right?
She was pushing the cart with her belly while picking her nose with one hand and BRUSHING HER TEETH WITH THE OTHER!
I could die tonight and have seen it all. ALL!
Granted, I’m a visual atrocity fairly often. I go to Starbucks in my pajamas and with no makeup. But someone kill me if I ever walk around with one finger in my nose and the other working a toothbrush.
I don’t even know how she did it. Isn’t it like rubbing your belly and patting your head. Good grief! 😉