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Be prepared for 2 things:
- My shortest blog post ever!
- To be grossed out beyond belief.
While driving out of the grocery store parking lot I stopped to let a woman cross the street and go into the store. Innocuous so far, right?
Well…
She was pushing the cart with her belly while picking her nose with one hand and BRUSHING HER TEETH WITH THE OTHER!
What.
The.
Fuck.
I could die tonight and have seen it all. ALL!
Total insanity.
Granted, I’m a visual atrocity fairly often. I go to Starbucks in my pajamas and with no makeup. But someone kill me if I ever walk around with one finger in my nose and the other working a toothbrush.
I don’t even know how she did it. Isn’t it like rubbing your belly and patting your head. Good grief! 😉
HOLY SHITCAKES!!!
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I almost passed out. I kept thinking that I was getting punked!
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You expect that crap in California, Florida, even perhaps Texas.. but there???
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I hope someone got that on camera! Good Lord!!
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I actually grabbed my phone to take a picture (cause fuck it, I just figured I’d park in the middle of the street for a shot at that) then the guy behind me honked and I realized I’d be an asshat if I snapped a pic. But man, was I tempted!!! 😉
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What the actual fuck…
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Honest to God, I about died laughing. After the shock wore off. It was surreal! 🙂
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You poor thing to witness that! Way to go trying to help out, will you think twice next time? I wouldn’t go back to that store. Hope you are able to erase that from your memory!
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That vision haunts me in my sleep! It’s burned into my retinas! 😉
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Quite terrible! 😦
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Totally horrifying! 😉
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Is everything okay Jodi? Haven’t seen or heard from you in a while.
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Hey there, sweet stuff! I’m just taking a much needed break from my computer. The day job is running me about 65 hours a week and I’m blurry-eyed and homicidal by the end of the work day. I’ll be back…just taking a little break from everything. MISS YOU!!!!! I sure hope all is well. Say hi to your lovely daughter for me. XOXOXOXOXOX
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Thank you for getting back to me 🙂 I can understand why you are homicidal with a week like that. I would say that I am sure I would be after doing that many hours, but I think I am homicidal before my first cup of coffee 😛
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Who said being homicidal was bad? 😉 Were it just a week like that it wouldn’t be so bad. But it’s been like that for months. I’m literally going gray with stress. Hence the hiatus. Hopefully it’ll calm down soon. I miss you guys when I’m visiting Planet Kill Me. 😉
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I feel homicidal at times. Usually on day with a Y in it 😉
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Preach on, brother! Right there with you. 🙂
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😀
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This is a BIGGG WTF!!!! And a good day to u Miss Ambrose. I missed reading your blog.
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This is a BIGG WTF!!!! And a good day to u Miss Ambrose, glad i am back to be able to read your blog again.
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Hi Doll! Good day to you too, sir! 🙂
I’m on a bit of a social media hiatus right now, but it’s great hearing from you! Have a good one. 🙂
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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breath. Maybe she was just trying to extend her life
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Ha! Good take on it. 🙂 I’m going to try to think of that way, instead of being horrified! 😉
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