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Yes, yes…I know. I’ve been gone forever. I have no good excuse (but I’m gonna give you several!) except that I needed a break.
EXCUSE 1: Sex? What’s sex?
Between twitter, FB and the 10 other sites I manage, I just had to put my foot down and realize that the hubby needed more sex from me! Too much time on the computer is not good.
KIDDING!!! He was still gettin’ it good. But I felt like I was only giving him one ear in the evenings cause my brain was in my computer all the time. That is a no-no.
EXCUSE 2: All work and no play make Jodi a raving lunatic.
The day job is killing me! I average about 65 hours a week doing nothing but using my brain to the best of its ability. My job isn’t one where you get a little brain downtime. It’s non-stop, all day long, until I run out of the house tearing out my hair and begging for the neighbors to shoot me. I thought it would have settled down by now, but not yet. Alas, the thought of even looking at a computer once the work day is over makes me rather ill.
EXCUSE 3: That mother fuckin’ Atkins diet about put me in the hospital.
I have NEVER felt worse in my life. I, and I kid you not, was falling unconscious at 6pm and sleeping like I was in a coma until the alarm would wake me up at 7am. It was horrible. And my poor tummy…man, my body does not like all that protein! Total suck.
So, please forgive my Exit Stage Left without warning. I feel like a schmuck as I love you guys and really have missed you. I just need work to calm down a bit so that I can happily embrace my computer after the workday is done.
Oh, and I’ve had two chickens die in the last month…one of old age and another one (one of the replacement-so-wifey-isn’t-sad-about-dead-chicken chickens) who drowned when our back yard had its monthly irrigation. Poor little critter. So yes, I’ve been a bit off lately. But will be back soon enough and then you’ll wish I’d stayed hidden! 😉
In an effort to say I’m sorry I’m going to do another Kindle book giveaway this upcoming Friday-Tuesday. I’ll post details later, but since you all live so far away from me I don’t know what else to do to say LOVE YA except give you free stuff.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
I still love you. We all do. Neener. (or is that GIGGITY?)
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I love the GIGGITY!!!! 🙂 Thanks for not giving up on me. I know I suck! 😉 XO
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I fucking doubt that.
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Awwww…shucks. 😉
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Long Live the Ambrose Nuts Society!!
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One might not be present, but one is not forgotten. (making my way for the free kindle book giveaway!) 🙂
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What a sweetheart you are! I’ll definitely post the details for the giveaway in the next day or two. All 3 will be free, so get ’em while the gettin’s good. 😉 XOX
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She lives!!! Lol, sorry about adding you into that guest bloggers message, I’ve been busy as hell myself and didn’t realize I hadn’t received a new blog post email from you in months before I sent that. I love you and miss you bunches!!
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You are so sweet! If you still have a week open, I’d be happy to send over a recipe wrapped in nuttiness. 🙂 Just let me know. Tons of love! ♥♥♥
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I do, I never got around to sending out an email to everyone else that agreed yet, so much for being ahead of the game 🙂 I’ll send it out in the next few days.
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Awesome. I’m trying to remember what recipe I used last year. Do you recall?
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Welcome back. My life has been sadly lacking in your brand of insanity since you deserted us.
xxx Massive Hugs xxx
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What a wonderful and kind thing to say. Now I’m all warm and fuzzy. 🙂 Big hug!!!!!!
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Welcome back Miss Jodi, whee have missed you!
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
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MY LITTLE BUDDIES!!!! It’s so good to hear from you. Give yourselves cuddles from Aunt Jodi and give your Mum a hug too. 🙂 XO
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Totally have missed you. Glad you’re back and sorry you’ve had such a sucky time. 🙂
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What a sweetie. Thanks, doll. It’s been one heck of a 2014, but it’ll even out eventually. I’m finally stopping my work day after 10 hours of non-stop insanity and am going to head out to dinner with the hubby. Ahhhh…relaxation (for a change!). Hugs!!
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Yay, welcome back my friend!! I think all dieting sucks! Tee hee! I hope you get to feeling better! Lots of hugs! Lisa and Bear
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Dieting sucks donkey balls! 😉 Thanks, sweet girl. It’s good to be back. Much love to you!
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I hope you’re feeling better soon, and I’m sorry about your chickens. Glad you posted, I definitely noticed your absence.
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Thanks, my dear. Poor little chickens… The one that died of old age had a really good life. We rescued her from our neighbors over a year ago because she had stopped laying eggs and they were gonna hack her head off. NOOOOOO!!! So we took her. She had a wonderful, fun, extra year+ of life. But the “replacement chicken” was so sad when she died. WE get irrigation once a month and this time it came at night when they roost, so we didn’t think there would be any problems (as there never had been before). But apparently this little guy didn’t know enough to stay out of the water. I just thank God the hubby found her. I’d have burst into tears and cried all day. Ugh.
Thanks for the sweetness. Glad to be back. 🙂 XOXOXO
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You’ve been missed!!
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Awwww…thanks, luv. It’s good to be back(ish). Hoping to do a post a week or so. That way I get to talk to you guys but don’t get too overwhelmed with all the insanity around here. Big HUGE hug to you, sweet stuff. 🙂
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Once a week is more than fair!! Hugs back, take care 😀
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Ola!, welcome back. Can not wait for u to post more, do not get me wrong, sex with hubby is a definite plus, but we do miss u.
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Thank ya! Yep, sex with hubby is important! 😉 I think I’m going to do a post about my favorite toy next. Wait. That came out wrong after the sex comment. Shutting up now. 😉
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I get u ;-), cant wait to read about your toy….LOL!!!
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My mind always goes to the dark side (as the hubby says.) 🙂
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Well, sometimes, it is not a bad thing.
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He rather enjoys it…the naughty boy! 😉
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HaHa, naughty is good…..
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You have been missed big time Jodi. I hope that you are back – or at least posting more than once a quarter 😉
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I love all this love! I am seriously all fuzzy with it now. 🙂 I hope to do one a week or so. Balance is the key to life. Well, that plus: sex, booze, drugs, rock-n-roll, hamster, chickens, kitties, non-pooping otters in a big pile, etc… KIDDING! Well, kidding about 2 of those things. I’ll let you figure out which two. 😉
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HAHA,. Not kidding about sex and hamster 😉
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Sex and hamster! They rule! I figure in heaven God will give me, at a minimum, non-pooping otters to roll around on the floor with. A girl can dream… 😉
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Personally I’d prefer a beaver but that’s a whole ‘nother story 😉
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HA! You don’t even want to know the visual in my brain right now. 🙂
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Haha I can imagine knowing you 😆
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What can I say I don’t do diets because I love my food, sex well I have forgotten what that is…………………………lol but all in all life is good
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I love food sooooooooooo much. Right there with you! As for the nookie–I know what that’s like too. I’ve gone through periods of no-nookie-gettin’ when I was single (I’m a good girl, believe it or not) and at first it sucked, then it got easier, then I loved it cause I didn’t have to shave. 😉
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