Okay, I promised that I’d do another book giveaway and the time is nigh! π
You can download to your Kindle, or any other freaking device on earth onto which you can download the Kindle reader, any or ALL of my 3 books (download the reader by clicking HERE).
Just go to my Amazon age (yep, click HERE to get there) and let the downloading frenzy begin!
Last time I did my Kindle giveaway all of the books went to #1 (HOLY SHIT CAKES!) on the Kindle Free Top 100 list (my mom was very proud!). Totally freaking cool! I was quite delighted, to say the least. I have to admit, I wouldn’t complain if that happened again.
If you like any of them, I’d be forever grateful if you’d leave a great review. I’d offer you my first born, but as I’m a childless old bat that would be an empty promise. Will eternal gratitude suffice?
Here are the 5-day freebies, in case you have no clue as to what I spout on and on about. π

Horribly sarcastic, naughty and full of curse words. NO ONE should read this, unless you like that stuff. π
Anyway, I hope you guys love them–that they make you laugh and help you to have the most joyful lives and happiest taste buds.
Oh, maybe telling you when this is going to happen would be a fine and dandy idea… Duh… Drool…
Friday, May 2nd – Tuesday, May 6th.
I picked those days as my dad’s birthday falls during them so it’s kinda a shout out to pops for his birthday. Good grief, I’m a sentimental old fuck. π
Love you guys! Enjoy! XOXOXOXO
PS: Tell all your friends to get their free copies too. Who couldn’t use good food and happiness and maybe even some naughty nookie?
I have all of these books and I can say for a fact that the cookbook rocks! π
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Thank you so much!!! I’m so happy you like it. I put my heart into that thing. π XO
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Thanks there Miss.Ambrose, sure looks like a lot of reading to be done?
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You are quite welcome! The good thing is that the relationship books are handbooks–so they are nice and short. No tomes for you! π The cookbook is 200+ pages, but it’s actually kind of fun–full of my stupid, silly stories. π Enjoy, my friend. π
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And all awesome (just like the author π )
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Well smack my ass…if you are the sweetest. Thank you, sweetheart! π You are always so wonderfully supportive. XOXO
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If you insist LOL
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We are both such pervs. π
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Sooo true π Probably why I am still single haha
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Probably why I’m still married! π
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HAHAHA
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The problem with the free books and even with Kindle in general is this: the books I want to read are not in the list. They are especially short on poetry books.
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