Sassy, Slutty and Sentimental

…yep, that about sums it up!

Recently, I did a radio show that asked me to send in a few songs that I thought summed up my thoughts about life. I thought that was a cool idea as it can really help a person define themselves–to themselves.

It was actually quite hard to do because, well, I’m a lunatic as we all know.Β One day I’m mauling all of my teddy bears and playing house with them, and the next I’ve got on some slutty nurse outfit. I guess that’s the Gemini in me. To say I’ve got multiple personalities is the understatement of the year. πŸ˜‰

Anyway, I thought I’d share my songs with you. I bought them so hopefully I’m not violating some freaking obscure copyright law by posting them here.

I hope you enjoy them!

Songs for:

When I feel trampy:

 

When I feel like life is just about as awesome as it can get:

 

When I feel like shaking my ass (when no one is home and all the blinds are drawn–eee gawds!):

 

When I feel like kicking EVERYONE’s ass from here to hell and back…then hitting them about the head and shoulders with a hammer…then disemboweling them…then setting them on fire and humping on their ashes:

 

When I wanna sing and dance in my car to the horror of others:

 

Okay, I could go on and on and on, alas, I’m cutting myself off here! πŸ™‚

Now, I’m gonna say something that sounds all shrinky and shit, but it’s not a bad idea…if life isn’t exactly how you want it to be, find your own songs. Sometimes, hearing how you feel articulated by others can help clarify thingsΒ for you. I know…that seems kinda silly, but it can work. If your “theme song” is “I wish someone would fuckin’ kill me”…well…that can give you clarity. πŸ˜‰

I’m off to make spaghetti sauce. YUM!!!!! Yeah, cooking usually sucks, but this is one dish I can make like a mo fo. Plus, the hubby is cutting up all the onions, garlic and green pepper–so really, all I have to do is dump everything into a pot. Ahhh…the good life.

XOXO

 

 

21 comments on “Sassy, Slutty and Sentimental

  1. Uhm….hey sugar! I can’t get any of the songs to play! 😦 And I REALLY want to know what songs you listen to when you feel “Trampy” and when you “feel like life is about as awesome as it gets!” πŸ™‚ Please fisx it…ok?

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  2. Awesome choice of music Jodi even though I haven’t heard of most of them. Love the Devil went down to Georgia, it’s ‘Rockin’. All designed to get my toe tapping? They did their job.
    xxx Massive Hugs xxx

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    • Completely designed to get that toe tappin’! Happy you enjoyed. πŸ™‚ The Devil went down to Georgia is such a great classic. I love it when it pops up on my radio. Hugs to you, friend. πŸ™‚

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  3. Homemade spaghetti sauce is the bomb ;-). Threw together some chicken spaghetti sauce the other day when son came home day early from camping trip…. Delicioso

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