Howdy!
Thank GOD it’s Fuckin’ Friday!!! I swear, my poor little noggin has processed more information this week than it knows what to do with. My brain sponge is full and leaking everywhere. I think I’ve lost memories all the way up to 6th grade.
Yes, that means I’ve forgotten the days when this was my outfit of choice:
So, since I’m now worthless and plan on doing nothing but staring at the TV while drooling (and possibly treating myself to chocolate chip pancakes) for the rest of the day, I thought I’d share that you can check out (read, LIVE BY, obey) my new article at Acquiring Man Magazine. (In case it’s not clear, click either “new article” or HERE to go read it. Yeah, I’m a smart ass…no two ways about it!) 😉
Love you guys! I hope you all have a wonderful weekend full of chocolate, nookie, furry animals and more chocolate.
Wait…that’s what my weekend is going to look like.
May yours look equally awesome!
Happy Mother’s Day to you too!
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Thanks, doll! I only wish my kitties, chickens and hamster could buy presents! 😉
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Have a good weekend, Jedi. That reminds me, I still have a couple of Easter Eggs I haven’t given the kids.
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If they are filled with chocolate, send ’em here!!!! 🙂
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Haha No, they are just the $50m Fabergé eggs. Sorry
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Send them too! I’ll buy my own dang chocolate! 😉 XO
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Hell yeah, fridays rock!!!! Happy Mothers day to u Miss.Ambrose.
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Dang tootin’, it does! I’m going to burn my work computer to celebrate! 🙂 Hugs!!!
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And then what? How will u do your work then?
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Ummm…I’m going to run off into the wilderness where only the chipmunks live and have a happy life as a nut gatherer. Wait. I’ve gathered nuts my whole life. Nothing new there. 😉
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Jodi, I think your memory fails you. I’m pretty sure I saw you in that rockin’ outfit last Tuesday in the produce section… C’mon- ‘fess up. By the way, it’s OK, because I thought it was AWFULLY sexy on you!
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DAMMIT!!! BUSTED!!! I knew I couldn’t get away with it. Shucks. 😉 XO (Oh, and why thank you for the kindess. Those hot pants have served me well over the years.) 😉
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I am looking forward to Mother’s Day so bloody much
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I hope you have an absolutely wonderful Mommy’s Day! XOXO
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You’ve really got to stop talking bout nookie Jodi. Mainly because it’s causing an itch I can’t scratch. I can manage the chocolate, at a pinch I could manage the furry animals If they were stuffed or I kidnapped next door’s cat, but nookie, what h heck is that?
xxx Massive Hugs xxx
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As always, you make me giggle, sir! 🙂 And I’m a bit nookie starved myself right now–hubby’s out of town for work. DAMMIT! So yes, I agree, I need to cut out the nookie talk as it’s an itch I too can’t scratch! 🙂 Hugs!! 🙂
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Happy Mothers Day my friend! I’m like you, my German Shepherd is my baby, fur-kid! Love ya! Hugz Lisa and Bear
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We can maul our furries for Mom’s Day! I figure with the cats, chickens and hamster, I’m a mom of 5. I too have earned some Mommy’s Day love! 🙂 XO
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Hope you had a great Mother’s Day and congrats on the article!
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Thank you, sweetie! I took my mom out to a movie and dinner and had a lovely time. I love spoiling her on Mommy’s Day. God knows she deserves it after my teenage years! (And my 20s, 30s, 40s…) 🙂 Hope yours was amazing too, my dear! XO
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