Good gracious God…I just got a massage so good that I almost feel like I cheated on the hubby!!! It felt so good that I kept wanting to burst out giggling but I worried he’d think I was being inappropriate.
I’ve had many, many massages over the years. And while you may think, “Oh you spoiled rotten brat!” I actually get them for their medicinal value. (Though I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t my favorite thing next to awesome nookie and chocolate cake!)
But today…ahh…today. I got the most amazing massage. It was just about full-body contact for goodness sake! It was bonkers and it was amazing and I’m stunned I can type because I’m a big puddle of goo right now. And I’m like an oil slick. It’s awesome. When I took off my shoes I was able to essentially ice skate across the floor cause my feet are so oiled up. Bliss!
My massage therapist had hands like baseball mitts, but used his forearms most of the time so it was like getting rubbed by someone with 18 inch hands. Totally delish.
And, he’d rub my back while I was laying ON my back. Doesn’t that sound nuts? He oiled me up and put his hands and arms between me and the massage table and let the weight of my body add extra pressure. I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. I could have stayed on that table for 9 hours. He had me so twisted up like a pretzel sometimes that it’s a miracle he didn’t see my naughty bits. Luckily, he was a consummate professional.
If you’ve never gotten a massage, or love them and want another one, fly to Arizona and come lay on his table. It’s worth the flight! 😉
Okay, so this was the most pointless post ever, but I just had to share. I feel half-drunk with pleasure! 🙂 If only I were rich…I’d do that shit everyday!! 🙂
That is too funny! You had me at that opening line…my wife would die if I said something like that…well, maybe not. She is used to me saying stuff like that. That’s for the good chuckle this afternoon!
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You must be blessed like me with a wonderful significant other! I’m so lucky my hubby puts up with my sassy mouth with a smile on his face. Seriously though, that massage was HEAVEN! 🙂 Glad you enjoyed my mindless rambling! 🙂
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOVVEEEE Massages! Especially the ones that make you feel like a puddle of goo! I have had many over the years and while some of them were for pure pleasure, now I get them for the true healing properties. When I travel (most of the time that is 10 to 11 hours in a car by myself) I am a physical wreck! I usually do it and then turn around 5 or 6 days later and do it again 😦 So I have learned… getting one before and after my trips makes a huge difference in my recovery time. Which usually still takes 2 to 3 days WITH a massage. Unfortunately flying to same destination does not cut down on time so that doesn’t make any difference and cost a whole lot more *sigh*.
So I am totally jealous! But if ever I am in AZ I will be sure to look you up and find out where this amazing man is! 🙂
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Good grief you travel a lot!!!! I used to be a road warrior and had to stop. I could not take all that travel anymore. Especially after getting the buzz muff while on the road. That did it for me! 🙂 Like you, massage is actually therapeutic for me. I have a hormone issue that just gets worse and worse the more stressed out I am. So the massage helps me de-stress and feel better. Glad it helps you too! Honestly, if I was rich I’d get a 2 hour massage 3 times a week. I’d live to be 300!! 🙂 XOXOX
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Well…for now I have little choice as far as the travel goes. My daughter and family are all in Western KY and we live in East Texas. Soooo…. until they make a direct flight from my hometown to theirs (or I move back home) I will be making the drive *sigh*
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That sounds like a trip well worth the drive! Fingers crossed that eventually (tomorrow) the airlines will give you that direct flight. 🙂
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Rubbing it in, Jodi… (And yes, I heard it)
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Yep, I’m truly evil!!! 😉
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I love a good massage, I, however, can count the number I have had on my fingers it has been that few
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You deserve more massages!!! They are just the best dang things ever! I love them so much that I don’t splurge on other things so I can save up to get them. SOOOOO worth it! 🙂
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I’m completely jealous…but happy for you, of course!
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Hollie…it was AMAZING! 🙂 Go treat yourself to one. Us girlies deserve a good rubdown! (I’m even going to treat the hubby to one. He’s gonna love this guy!)
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Strangely enough I tried to get into one today to no avail before I saw your post. Now I’m most definitely going to get myself a good rubdown ASAP! I can’t always afford them but they are worth every penny!!
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Go get some rubbies!!!! 🙂 I live off Groupon massages. I never pay full price. Recently, I got a Groupon that let me get two 2-hour massages for only $50 each. Total heaven! I just got another Groupon today that’s 90 mins for only $24. I could never afford full price.
Luckily the place with the awesome guy has a $10 annual membership, so you can get super inexpensive massages. I already have another one scheduled for the end of August. Can’t wait! I hope yours is awesome! 🙂
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If I ever win the lottery Jodi I’m flying over. Not to have the massage but to watch you having one. I swear you make it sound deliciously dirty.
xxx Hugs Galore xxx
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You crack me up! 🙂 I gotta tell you, I luckily have an “off switch” for lusty feelings that I use during massages and he was totally professional. BUT! If my hubby had given me that same massage…well…he’d be limping for a week! 😉 Yep. I’m shameless!
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I can’t remememememember the last time I had a massage. They are the most awesomest of things that you can get.
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Dr. Jedi is giving you a prescription. You must get a massage in the next week. Period. End of discussion. Go! Call a place now. Get a massage. If you don’t, all of your limbs will fall off. 😉 XO
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Haha I wish! I have to be so careful with my back though. I can only have people who specialise in nerve damage massage my back.
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Okay. So, Dr. Jedi rewrites her prescription. You are to get a massage where they rub everything (okay, not everything!) but your back. 😉
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Haha I can use some of that 😀
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🙂 If I got a massage it would be EXACTLY like cheating on my non-existent spouse!
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That is because you are a filthy pervert. Which is why I like you. 😉 XO
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This post left Me believing that I was reading a chapter out of Chaucer.
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HA! I do love me some Chaucer though. 🙂
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Preach on, girl! Who loves ya?!?!???
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Great post! You always make me smile! Omg massages are so good!! Hugz Lisa and Bear
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Glad it gave you a chuckle. I’ve scheduled the hubby for one next week so he can enjoy that man’s magical hands. Oh, and I scheduled myself another one too! 🙂 Love ya!
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If I could at all afford, I’d ask where in AZ?? – LOL
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I only do massages if I have a Groupon or some other special. I could never afford it either otherwise. 🙂
It’s in Mesa, AZ. Soooooo yummy!
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