.
We all know I love Bernadette from Rants from my Crazy Kitchen. Not only did she contribute 2 recipes to my cookbook, but she pretty much just kicks tons of ass. (Go follow her. Go now. Well…after you read what’s below. Then go follow her.) 😉
So, she sent me to a “blog translation” page that takes a webpage and translates it into hilarity. If you thought I had bad language, you ain’t seen NOTHIN’ yet! She picked her favorite post of mine, “I Gots me the Buzz Muff.” and had it translated. Total riot!
It’s so damn funny that I about puked laughing. It’s called gizoogle and in its own words it describes itself as: “Fo’ all y’all biotches who wanna find shiznit!” Nope, I kid you not.
Now, this is HORRIBLY POLITICALLY INCORRECT. It’s offensive and wonderful and appalling and that’s why I like it.
If you offend easily, do NOT click on the below link. I don’t want no guff from easy-to-offend people.
Of course, easily offended people don’t usually come to my blog as it’s just awful and perverse and wrong most of the time! (But you know my heart is always in the right place.) 🙂
God bless Snoop Dog for creating the “izzle” factor. Gotta love Snoop. 🙂
Enjoy!
PS: My McAfee says the page is safe to visit, so you should be good to go and not get spammed by non-stop, two-girls-and-a-cup-type porn. 😉
PSS: I’ve never seen that and never want to. I don’t want to know what it’s about–though I have some ideas. Please don’t tell me or I’ll have to wash my brain with lye. 😉
ROFLMMFAO
LikeLike
Seriously, that is some funny shit. I cracked up!!! 🙂
LikeLike
Yo, I flipped dat shit on MY OWN writin’s and bout dropped some wickedness of a deuce.
LikeLike
Omg! I only read the first paragraph so far, rofl, and just had to come comment first. Amazeballs!
LikeLike
I about died laughing!!! I can’t even imagine how they are able to do a translation like that in 1 second. Totally hysterical. Glad you are enjoying, my dear! 😉
LikeLike
They have to have some kind of coding with translations for hundreds of words. It’s an AWESOME use of technology! Too funny.
LikeLike
Went read, laughed so bloody much I had to run to the toilet before I pissed myself so thank you for that.
LikeLike
HA!!! That is awesome! You just made my morning. 🙂 Glad you enjoyed, my friend. XOXOXXO
LikeLike
My favorite line in the translation is what Grant says when you call him to tell him what’s happening. Not that I wouldn’t have the same reaction if you called me with that shizzle! Thanks for the shout out! You need to do some more posts like those from when I first started following you, damn job keeping you too busy.
LikeLike
That particular line cracked me up too! Grant was on the floor laughing. 🙂
LikeLike
This was so damn funny…I almost made a puddle on the floor 😀
LikeLike
Glad you enjoyed! Always like causing an almost-puddle! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person