When did SEX lose the SEXY?

Okay, so I like to skip through 95% of the MTV Video Music Awards cause most of it sucks and makes my brain hurt. It makes me long for the days of Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Alice in Chains. Shit, it makes me long for Lionel Richie!

But every once in a rare while something good will pop up on-screen, so while I keep my finger on the Fast Forward button most of the time, I’m occasionally entertained.

In watching a seemingly 29-hour-long show in about 15 minutes, one thing became perfectly clear to me: Sex has lost the Sexy.

For example, Nicki Minaj and Miley Cyrus spent more time simulating sex and fondling their own muffs than most people have done in the preceding 6 months.

Don’t get me wrong. I love me a sexy girl doing a sexy little dance. Who doesn’t? But “sexy” is the operative word. Not a whorin’-down-by-the-docks-for-crack-money type of dancing. Unless of course it’s actual porn you’re after, then you go on with your bad self.

What I’m talking about is the lead-up…the seduction…what lures you in…

You guys know that I’m all about sexual freedom. I don’t care if you screw a turnip as long as you are enjoying yourself and hurting no one (assuming, of course, that turnips can’t feel your perverted body parts all over them!). 😉

I think part of what makes society all fucked up over sexual things is the inherent vibe that sexual stuff is naughty, and provocative behavior is slutty (especially if you are a chick). I’m all about embracing sexiness in any which way you please.

So, I’m not complaining about the sexuality of it all. I’m complaining because the tease is such a big part of sexy yum yumminess and it seems that the tease has gone the way of the Dodo bird.

I remember when I was in my early 20s watching this video and thinking these girls were the sexiest things on 2 legs.

 

And this song? Yeah, this song is delicious. Click on the chick to listen to it.

 

 

And this one? Yep. I’m in. Even though the lyrics aren’t sex-pot-filled… that slow, dripping beat… good God…  I can totally picture Liv Tyler doing her sexy little stage dance to this song.

 

Now, I’m not saying there isn’t a time and place for raunchiness. I’m no saint! 😉 But I think there is something to be said for the burlesque in the seduction. Does it always have to go straight to gynecology?

Advertising your sex isn’t innovative or cutting edge or scandalous. People have been doing it since literally the very first people walked the earth.

I guess I just find clever sexuality to be sexier. Give my mind time to wander around in lust and mystery, envisioning the next thing to come, rather than shoving it in my face and leaving nothing to my imagination.

Okay, I’m done with my rant. I just want the world to do what JT used to sing about: Bring Sexy Back. 😉

7 comments on “When did SEX lose the SEXY?

  1. I always preferred the maxi to the mini since I’d rather unwrap the package for a surprise than be shown what someone bought me. I prefer a woman to dress sexily than sluttishly and some youngsters don’t seem to understand the difference, heck some oldsters still don’t seem to understand.
    Some may think me a prude but like to have a surprise seeing if collar and cuffs match than have the world know from display and there was certainly something sultry in the dance of 100 veils than the dance of just 1.
    xxx Massive Hugs Gorgeous Jodi xxx

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    • I couldn’t have said it better myself, dear friend. ♡♡♡ We say over here: Do the curtains match the carpet? 😉 It’s always a nice surprise to find out.

      Lord know I dressed a bit sluttily when I was young and thought that any attention was good attention. But I also learned young that I was quite wrong. Never did show any naughty bits though. Always stayed covered like the innocent little angel I am. Ha! 😉 Hugs!

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  2. There are times when you see something and it is so sexy, you are standing there drooling and fantasizing, but the way things are now, it is just a glance and “slut”. Where is the dancing that leaves the watcher breathless and wanting to grab your partner – assuming you have one [maybe I will one day hehe] – and run off to the bedroom or whatever room you haven’t christened yet?

    There is not so much “Like what you see? Want to see more? You can’t. Or can you?” and more “come and get it, my legs are open”. May as well send a photo of your muff with a comment of “I’m your spanner to tighten your nuts”.

    I did see a thing the other day of text messages.
    Do you like tapes and CDs?
    Yes
    Mind if I tape my dick to your head so you can CDs nut?

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    • Oh my God, I’m dying! That text is hysterical! 😉 Men…

      And I’m with you on the seeing something sexy and just standing there slack-jawed in awe. That’s so much better than just “plop…here it all is.” Allure is a wonderful thing.

      Now as for you not having a partner—I’m calling bullshit! You RULE and are awesome and funny and talented and awesome (yep, so awesome I said it twice!). You should have a kick ass partner who worships at your feet. What’s wrong with all those chicks where you live? Dumb broads! 😉

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      • The way things are now, men may as well go into a watchmakers, slap their todger on the table and say “put two hands and a face on that”.

        One of our shops, ASDA (a subsidiary of Wal-Mart) had a slogan “we’ll roll it back” Which led to the joke about a man putting his uncircumcised member on the counter and saying “can you roll that back”.

        As for women round here, they know what I am really like so don’t want to know LOL

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