Truth 18: How Not To Kill Your Family

 

So, while it may seem early for anything holiday related, I just saw a dang Christmas tree in a store.

WTF???? It’s mid-September?? It’s still a month and a half away from Halloween!!!

Stores have lost their minds. Seriously. It’s insanity! RUN!!!!!

But, the Christmas tree inspired me to do this little video on how not to murder your family and friends, not just around the holidays, but all year long. I use this strategy with the hubby, the family, people that piss me off at the Starbucks, you name it.

I hope it helps you too! Enjoy!

 

LOVE YOU GUYS!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Truth 15: Ads, Porn and Teddy Bears?

 

You can’t say I don’t title shit strangely!

Enjoy!

 

Have a great weekend!

XOXOXOXO

Truth 10: Learn to Laugh at Yourself

Irony 1: I had basil in my teeth and didn’t realize it.
Irony 2: The freezy face “they” selected for this video is utterly appropriate and awful.

Enjoy my horror! 😉

 

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!

LOVE YOU GUYS! XOXOXOXO

POLL TIME AGAIN! Help me pick my book covers!

 

You guys were AMAZING during my last poll! And it was a dead heat between 1 and 3–exactly the same number of votes. So, I thought I’d use both pics. One for the cover, one for the back cover.

Let me know what you like and PLEASE feel free to comment and offer suggestions. I want these covers to kick ass! 🙂

Thanks again!

Option 1, Front Cover:

 

Option 2, Front Cover:

 

Option 3, Front Cover:


Please keep in mind that the logo and barcode are just placeholders and so is the text on the back cover. I just put them there for spacing purposes. 🙂

 

Option 1, Back Cover:

 

Option 2, Back Cover:


POLL TIME!!!! Let me know what you like!

 

THANK YOU!! XOXOXOXOXXOXOXOX

 

 

POLL: Need Your Advice

Hi everyone!

I’m going to re-release my two relationship books as one book and do some updating to the text (I am older and wiser–think Yoda!). 😉

I had insomnia the other night, like always, and threw together some VERY low fidelity ideas. The fonts aren’t great, the photos aren’t perfect, these are the most BASIC of mock-ups. But I wanted to see what you guys liked the most so I could focus my attention on which one people were most drawn to.

I don’t want to waste time working on all of them for hours, then do this, if there are certain ones that no one likes.

Now, the good part of a poll is that it’s anonymous, so you can be totally honest and I won’t know who you are and even if I did, I promise I wouldn’t yell. I need honesty, so one of the options will be that you don’t like any of them.

Any help or suggestions (comments) would also be very appreciated! Like, “Move the text there” or “Change the color” or “Like the pic, hate the font” etc…

Thank you!

Now, here for a barrage of pictures, then the poll will be at the bottom of the page. You can pick up to 4 of them as your favorites.  🙂 XOXOXO

Option 1:

 

Option 2:

Option 3:

 

Option 4:

 

Option 5:

 

Option 6: