Welcome to Hell! Oh, I mean Youtube…

So, it was about that time.

I’ve gotten all kinds of holy hell in emails asking why I don’t put my videos up on, you know, a video platform. Well, I’m giving in!

Here’s my new Youtube page:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeJnRbTIlJRUpmMUUCOthPA

 

Nice freezy face…NOT!

Turns out I used to have an old channel that I forgot about. So it’s dead and gone. Adios amigos!

I hope you enjoy the new page. I’ll be chucking stuff up there routinely (I make NO promises!), but I’ll try.

Have a great weekend! XOXOXO

Truth 18: How Not To Kill Your Family

 

So, while it may seem early for anything holiday related, I just saw a dang Christmas tree in a store.

WTF???? It’s mid-September?? It’s still a month and a half away from Halloween!!!

Stores have lost their minds. Seriously. It’s insanity! RUN!!!!!

But, the Christmas tree inspired me to do this little video on how not to murder your family and friends, not just around the holidays, but all year long. I use this strategy with the hubby, the family, people that piss me off at the Starbucks, you name it.

I hope it helps you too! Enjoy!

 

LOVE YOU GUYS!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Truth 15: Ads, Porn and Teddy Bears?

 

You can’t say I don’t title shit strangely!

Enjoy!

 

Have a great weekend!

XOXOXOXO

Truth 10: Learn to Laugh at Yourself

Irony 1: I had basil in my teeth and didn’t realize it.
Irony 2: The freezy face “they” selected for this video is utterly appropriate and awful.

Enjoy my horror! 😉

 

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!

LOVE YOU GUYS! XOXOXOXO

POLL TIME AGAIN! Help me pick my book covers!

 

You guys were AMAZING during my last poll! And it was a dead heat between 1 and 3–exactly the same number of votes. So, I thought I’d use both pics. One for the cover, one for the back cover.

Let me know what you like and PLEASE feel free to comment and offer suggestions. I want these covers to kick ass! 🙂

Thanks again!

Option 1, Front Cover:

 

Option 2, Front Cover:

 

Option 3, Front Cover:


Please keep in mind that the logo and barcode are just placeholders and so is the text on the back cover. I just put them there for spacing purposes. 🙂

 

Option 1, Back Cover:

 

Option 2, Back Cover:


POLL TIME!!!! Let me know what you like!

 

THANK YOU!! XOXOXOXOXXOXOXOX