While driving out of the grocery store parking lot I stopped to let a woman cross the street and go into the store. Innocuous so far, right?
She was pushing the cart with her belly while picking her nose with one hand and BRUSHING HER TEETH WITH THE OTHER!
I could die tonight and have seen it all. ALL!
Granted, I’m a visual atrocity fairly often. I go to Starbucks in my pajamas and with no makeup. But someone kill me if I ever walk around with one finger in my nose and the other working a toothbrush.
I don’t even know how she did it. Isn’t it like rubbing your belly and patting your head. Good grief! 😉
I know I’ve been a bit absent and I feel bad that I haven’t responded to any comments in the last few days. I broke a tooth a couple of weeks ago and have been in and out of a torture chamber (read that as dentist and endodontist offices) non-stop ever since and still am not done being slowly killed by needles, drills and partially removed teeth. OUCH DAMMIT!! I’ve been medicated on Vicodin and now steroids to try and calm down the raging nerves and just haven’t had the energy to do anything except pray for a quick death.
I promise I’ll be back soon to thank all of you for your amazing help with the Superhero Challenge. I appreciate all of the help you’ve given Liz more than I can say.
Tip o’the day: Do NOT chew on olives with pits. The pit always wins.
This is representative of how both my tooth and I feel about EVER going back to the dentist!