Well, it’s confirmed.
I’m older than Methuselah!
And I’m able to document when my ancient-ness started to the exact day. How many people can say that?
So, there I am, putting on a little makeup before the man gets home so that I don’t rival the Crypt Keeper for ugliest freak show on earth and I see something in my eyebrow.
“What on earth is that?” I ask myself.
Then I flip the mirror around to the 10x magnification side (eeeee gawds, don’t ever do that!) and saw this monstrosity:
What in the ever-loving hell is that?
Who ever heard of such a hideous thing?
Half luxurious black. Half Jodi-is-old-as-dirt gray.
What the fuck????????
I’m too young for this!
Oh, and add to the grayness the fact that that eyebrow hair is 300 feet long.
It looks like a 90-year-old man’s nose hair.
Hmmm…what shall I do to cheer myself up?
I’m thinking a splurge of pizza for dinner.
Yep, that’ll heal what ails me.
Hope you guys are having a good week! XO