FREE BOOKS for 3 More Days! Get ’em while they’re hot (and FREE!)

Oh my gosh! I can’t tell you guys how exciting this is! My books have been downloaded literally thousands and thousands of times in the last 36 hours and I’m so happy I could explode!

Intimacy and Darn Good Eats have each reached #1 in the categories! Sooooooo happy! Sex reached #2 (beaten out only by my Intimacy book, so I can’t really complain!)

I hope all of you that downloaded them are enjoying them and getting a good giggle. 🙂

I wanted to make sure that anyone who may have missed my last blog about the free books got another opportunity, so I’m putting links here at the bottom of the page for you so you can go download them. Just make sure to do it by late on the 16th cause then the promotion will be over.

Also, I want to thank Jason Anthony of The Acquiring Man Magazine (who I write a monthly column for) as he posted some wonderful review of my Sex and Intimacy books earlier today. If you are wondering whether or not to download my books (for free!) click HERE to check out his reviews first. That way you can hear from him why he thinks they are worth a quick read.

Much love to all of you who downloaded them. May you enjoy yourself silly and have a happier, sexier, more well-fed life as a result! 🙂

XOXOXXOXO

Click HERE to go to my Amazon page to download all 3 books.

Or click on each picture below to go right to that book’s page.

Sex book cover inside printed books

Love you guys!!!

What the Hell? It’s Spring Fever up in here! ;)

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I promise that I am not setting these pics up.

I know that seems impossible.

Alas, it is true.

I come into a room and voila, this is what I see.

I have to wonder if they are sentient and doing shit while my head is turned.

Or maybe it’s the kitties sneaking around, setting them up and being all naughty and perverse.

Either way, may you enjoy the filth that goes on in my house on a daily basis. 😉

I walk in to go to bed and what do I find? Daisy is a naughty little cowie!

Daisy and Otter

This scene greeted me last night at 3am.

Eve is going to town on sweet, innocent little W.A.L.L.E. Good grief!

WALLE and Eve

This one is just fucked up! She looks ridden hard and put away filthy! If I was as flexible as Lambchop, I’d never leave the house!

Lambchop

By the way, my latest article came out at Acquiring Man magazine. It tells you all about the perfect gift (for free!) for your hot mama this holiday season. Check it out here. 🙂 XOXO

Here’s a little teaser pic for what you can expect. 😉

Naughty Balls

I miss my favorite word, so YOU have to suffer!

Alrighty then. I’m sneaking writing this post on a computer that I shouldn’t be on, but I’m a rule breaker dammit, so I’m doin’ it anyway! 😉

First, may I tell you that I’ve been working my poor little brain to a nub. And I’ve had to do it in a professional environment. And you know what that means don’t you? It means I’ve not been able to say, “Fuck” nearly enough and I’m in withdrawl. I mean SERIOUS withdrawl. It’s just my favorite word…

As a tribute to it, I’m nabbing pics off the internet that make me happy. They are all awful and offensive and no one should view this blog from HERE down.

image credit: thaumaturgical.com

image credit: thaumaturgical.com

image from: thaumaturgical.com

image from: thaumaturgical.com

thaumaturgical.com

thaumaturgical.com

Image Credit: s50.photobucket.com

Image Credit: s50.photobucket.com

Image Credit: www.demotivationalposters.org GOTTA LOVE A BAD ASS ANTEATER!

Image Credit: http://www.demotivationalposters.org
GOTTA LOVE A BAD ASS ANTEATER!

Whew…I feel so much better now!

I hope you have enjoyed my hideously foul mouth (well, not really mouth…fingers? attitude? hmmm…). If not, I’m terribly sorry, but I warned you, remember?

Okay, I have to get back to the day job. I hope at least some of these made you giggle and not just recoil from your screen.

Love you guys!

…til my next computer theiving adventure. 🙂 XOXO

OH! I almost hit Publish before I mentioned that my newest article in The Acquiring Man magazine just came out. If you want some tips for being happy (and, of course, getting nookie) go read it. 🙂

 

 

Your “Other” Girlfriend (You naughty boys!)

Howdy everyone! Happy Monday (vomit). 😉

I thought I’d let you know that my new article is up for your enjoyment at The Acquiring Man dot com. It’s a bit saucy, a bit mouthy and of course a bit smutty, but it’s full of good advice for men.

I hope you enjoy it!

Love you guys!

The Acquiring Man August 2013 Screenshot

 

ADULT EYES ONLY! If It’s Naughy You Want, It’s Naughty You Get! ;)

I’m a posting fiend this week! But there’s been lots of good stuff going on ’round here.

I am delighted to let you know that my second monthly column in The Acquiring Man magazine just published. Yay! It’s, shockingly, not full of cuss words. But it is full of sage wisdom for any man who wants to, well…have the best nookie of his life! It’s titled, “Have Head-to-Toe Sex Tonight!” That doesn’t sound too shabby, eh? We could all use a little bit of that. Personally, I’ve had a headache for the last week and a half…my poor hubby! I bet he wants me to read my own article and take my own advice. 😉

Here’s a little peek at it. Just click on any of the red text or on the picture to read the whole article.

Head to toe sex

On a side note, I gotta tell ya–it’s so weird being such an odd duck. One day I’m posting about sex. The next I’m posting about teddy bears. The next I’m posting recipes. I’m a Gemini, so I guess that explains it. I’m just glad you guys seem to like my rather eclectic, sass-mouth blog. I’m always so happy when you visit me here. Have a great night and an awesome weekend! Love ya!